The golden fox

Exams

Kakashi stared at the screen intently while the other team sensei's made bets on who would be eliminated and what not. Gai turned to Kakashi and flashed his good guy grin at him.
"Kakashi. Why don't you come and join our most youthful betting game?" 
Kakashi glanced at him lazily then replied.
"Sorry did you say something" which of cause sent Gai into his rant about how cool and youthful Kakashi is. One of the female sensei's walked over and took a seat next to the silver haired jonin.
"You have been watching that yellow haired boy for some time now Kakashi, some might mistake that gaze for that of a lovers" she joked. Kakashi glanced at her with the most serious face he could muster and said.
"Then you'd be correct" a hushed since fell over the room while Kakashi went back to staring at the screen. Suddenly the outline of a smirk appeared on his mask causing everyone to look at the screen to see the blonde haired boy had fallen asleep. Kakashi chuckled smugly as he leaned back in his seat and crossing his arms over his chest.
"Must of tired him out last night" everyone choked on air when the muttered sentence passed through their ears.

Naruto woke with a start to hear the sound of shattering glass and the joyful cry of 'mama' before he was tackled out of his seat by his three kits. Naruto groaned from the floor while his face was being licked all over by yellow and green, Anko squeezed him happily and continued to rant about how much she missed him. Naruto managed to get his kits to stop licking his face and he managed to sit up but that only caused Anko to lift him into her arms and squeeze him some more. Naruto who's mind was clouded in sleep was forced to call for help.
"Yellow, green. Save mama" the kits leapt into action and wrestled Anko away from him before he could faint from lack of oxygen. Naruto wobbled back to his seat then collapsed back into it and rubbing his face clean with his sleeve.
"Holy hell I just saw my life flash before my eyes" he muttered, glancing down at Anko, yellow and green. Anko was crying out for help while green and yellow tore at her coat and nipped at her skin. Naruto snorted before looking over at Ibiki like nothing ever happened. Said man was stunned into silence much like the rest of the room but he still cleared his throat and went to go help Anko.
"You're early Anko" the woman just grinned while leaping on to the ceiling rafters to escape her siblings nips.
"But I wanted to see my mama" everyone's eyes shifted over to Naruto who looked out the window as if bored with this whole situation. Anko pouted at his nonchalant attitude, crossing her arms over her chest and huffed.
"Find maybe I will tell everyone about what I walked into this morning when I broke into your house" Naruto's eyes snapped over to her and a warning glare was sent her way but she ignored it and continued on with her story.
"Ok everyone listen up. As I picked the locks to my mamas house with yellow and green keeping an eye on things I heard the most sexiest little moan you could ever hear" Naruto blinked in confusion then frowned up at her.
"Wait a minute. What time did you sneak into my house?" She smirked down at Naruto.
"2:00 in the morning. Anyway so when I let myself in-" she was cut off by being forced to dodge a kunai that lodged itself into the place her head just was.
"Get a life, and stop breaking into my apartment" she pouted down at Naruto from her new spot in the rafters.
"But mama you are my life" Naruto went to pull out another kunai from his hip pouch but Ibiki decided to save Anko's life.
"Anyway!!! For the tenth question there is another rule." Everyone snapped back into attention including Naruto.
"If you get this question wrong you and your team will be disqualified and will never be able to take this exam again. If you choose to take the question and you get it right you will be able to pass on to the next exam. You can chose to walk out of this exam right now and you will be able to take this exam the next time it comes around but your entire team will also be disqualified. You have five minutes to decide whether or not you will take the question."
A random mist nin shouted out from the back of the room.
"That's not fair there are people here who have taken the exams numerous times!" Ibiki smirked.
"Well you just so happened to get me as an exam instructor this time. How unlucky" and with those words hands shot up into the air and one team after another left the room. The amount of people were dwindling so when Naruto saw the hesitation of Sakura's eyes he decided to speak up. He slammed his hand down on the table and rose to his feet.
"Screw you, I don't care if I'm a gennin for the rest of my life. If I pass this test I pass it and good for me but if I fail this test I can train harder and become stronger even if I can't become chunnin or jonin." He ended his rant with a determined glare directed at Ibiki and just like that everyone's doubts were erased and no one raised their hands anymore. Ibiki sighed but he smirked and declared something to the left over teams.
"Congratulations, you all pass" Kiba stood up in shock and shouted out.
"What?" Ibiki rolled his eyes before he untied the bandana from around his head to show all kind of different scars carved into his head.
"A shinobi's life is dangerous and you need to make sure that whatever you do you are putting your villages best interests first. Those people that left held doubt and because of that doubt they could of failed a mission if this was real. The aim of this entire test was not to test your memory but your information gathering skills"
Once everyone thought about it they all cheered and congratulated each other until Anko dropped down from the rafters and swiped Naruto from his seat and tucked him under her arm. Naruto hung limply from her arms with a roll of his eyes.
"Alright losers if you want to participate in the next exam follow me." And with that she jumped out of another window, shattering glass everywhere.