Avengers: Preferences (Under Editing)

"If you value your life, put it down" Pietro Maximoff x Reader

This is a request for AngelicaBeltran7 enjoy :)

Pranks were pretty much your thing, and everybody knew it.

It started out with little things like hiding Steve's shield, replacing Nat's guns with Nerf Guns, and popping out of closets to scare Thor.

But for some reason you could never get Pietro. Whatever you tried just never worked. You tried popping out of closets, hiding his prized running shoes, and even putting creepy card board cut outs in his room, but he would just laugh and shake his head.

"Ah my little (Y/N/H)," he would tease, "close but not quite."

After weeks and weeks of trying to successfully prank him, but to no avail, you almost gave up. That is until one night you saw Nat and Wanda browsing through hair dye. Your mind instantly went to Pietro's fluffy blonde locks. They were almost blonde-white, and pink hair dye would show up very well, wouldn't it?

You smiled evilly and went out and bought a bubblegum pink dye, and put it in Pietro's shampoo.

As you were sneaking out of the bathroom after said deed, you ran right into Pietro. You quickly hid the now empty box of hair dye behind your back and tried to act casual.

"H-hey my fellow team mate, how's it going?" you asked trying not to look obvious.

"Just going to take a shower (Y/N/H), what are you doing in my room? Trying and failing to prank me again?" he asked with a smirk.

"N-no never! Just making sure nothing's on fire, I thought I smelled something smokey." you lied quickly.

"Uh huh, sure. Well whatever, I'm going to go take a shower. See you later," he said entering his bathroom and shutting the door.

You walked out of his room loudly, and shut the door. You could hear him humming as he turned the water on. You also had your phone at the ready, so when he came out looking for you, you could catch his reaction.

Things went well for a couple minutes and then you heard the water turn off. You started a recording just to be safe, and you were much rewarded when he screamed like a little girl.

You heard pounding footsteps and stepped back as he slammed the door open, looking straight at you. His hair was most definitely bright pink. His face almost matched his hair, except it was a deeper shade of red. The look on his face was indescribable, but pure murder was probably a close enough adjective to describe it.

"Enjoy your shower Pietro?" you said choking on your laughter.

"You are so dead missy, so dead. Just wait till I get you ba...." he trailed off as he saw the phone in your hand.

"You better not have recorded that, because if you did, your life will end. If you value your life, put it down." he said menacingly.

You smiled maniacally and laughed. "Oh don't worry buddy, I only got enough to show the whole team that you're capable of screaming like a female banshee."

He started walking towards you quickly and that's when you realized that you should probably run. And fast.

You took off running towards your room and almost made it. Almost.

You felt strong arms wrap around your waist and throw you over his shoulder. He took you in your room and threw you on your bed.

"Give me the phone, now. Or else!" he said raising his eyebrows.

"Or else what?" you taunt back.

You watch him think for a minute and look around. His eyes finally land on the corner of your diary, which was peeking out from under your pillow. His face lit up and he smiled like it was Christmas morning.

He snatched up your diary before you could grab it.

"Or else I'll read your diary."

Your smirk faded. "Uh please don't do that. That's my private life." you say nervously. The reason why you were so nervous? Your diary talked all about your feelings for a certain Avenger, namely the one in front of you.

"Why so shaken priñcessa?," he said opening your book and flipping around, "what could possibly be so secret..." He stopped mid sentence and his mouth dropped open.

"Y-you like me (Y/N/H)? Really?" he asked blushing heavily.

"Yeah I do, a lot Pietro. I understand if you don't feel the same way. I know that there are plenty of girls that ar-" you were interrupted by Pietro planting a quick soft kiss on your lips.

"I like you a lot too little (Y/N/H), I have for awhile. Your always so funny and I guess I just fell for your kind heart and sense of humor. Even though my hair is pink right now." he said sitting down beside you and laughing.

"Thank you, it means a lot," you say leaning your head on his shoulder.

"Oh so you think you can just use your charm to get out of the consequences of your little joke? Well think again my princess." he said wiggling his eyebrows.

"Oh yeah?," you whisper in his ear, "guess you just have to... Catch me!" you say taking off running.

Pietro stands up and chuckles, getting ready to chase you. "I didn't see that coming."