30 Day Peterick Smut Challenge [COMPLETED]

Day 22 - On a desk

Patrick's POV

I'm so bored tonight and it's pretty lame. I haven't had a boyfriend in years and I only have one friend so there's no one to actually ask over and nothing to do at all.

I'm so bored and sick of being alone that I end up on my phone hoping to find something to do. Eventually I end up on a gay night club website where apparently you can buy a stripper for the night.

I'm not the kind of person who can just go up to someone to flirt or ask them out so maybe a stripper would be better. It's their job to put up with ugly useless people like myself and just make them feel good. The guy would leave tomorrow after I pay him though so it'd probably upset me even more. I'm so bored and alone and sick of feeling like such a loser though so I might as well try it.

People always say strippers are sexy and slutty so maybe it'll be fun. I'm a virgin but I might see if the guy wants to give me a blowjob or something even if I'm ugly and awkward. It's his job to make people feel good so maybe it'll be a confidence boost if he pretends I'm attractive and good at this.

With shaky hands I dial the number on the website, ask for someone to come to my house, give the address then hang up and wait. Maybe I should have asked for someone young who would be nice and gentle and guide me through this since I have no idea what to do. I wouldn't even know how to go about kissing someone so I really hope the guys nice. I've only had a couple of boyfriends and they always started any kiss we did so I'm really new at this.

After 30 minutes of pacing and regretting ever doing this there's a knock on the door so I walk over and take a breath. This was definitely a bad idea because now I'm gonna have to met a super attractive stripper and he'll probably hate me. I'll have to tell him that instead of getting to fuck a hot rich guy tonight they're stuck with me.

I'm didn't realise I was standing by the door hyperventilating until there's another knock on the door. I can't just ignore the guy so I suck up my fear and open the door to look out. I kinda hope they didn't get my order and the guy will never turn up, maybe this is just the mailman.

Of course my wishing didn't work because there's a short sexy guy standing at my door. He's got strong tattooed arms and short black hair and he's wearing a tight black shirt and jeans which make him look amazing.

"Hey honey" He purrs in his deep sexy voice which makes my knees weak. "I'm guessing you're the one who wants me" "I... Yeah". I'm standing there staring at how beautiful he is so it's probably awkward for him to have a weird ugly guy staring at him like a creep.

"So honey are you gonna invite me in or do you wanna just stand here?" "Oh um... Yeah um... Come in". I'm still a stuttering idiot so it's a relief when he takes my hand and walks in, kicking the door shut behind him. With easy confidence he walks into the lounge and pulls me onto the couch with him then runs his thumb over my knuckles.

"I'm Pete by the way, thought it was important to know before we start doing anything" "Oh I'm Patrick" "Nice to meet you Patty". No one else calls me Patty so it's cute and calms me down a little but I'm still super worried. It's stupid but I'm feeling more awkward about being in my own home with Pete than he is about being in a strangers home.

"So honey what do you wanna do?" "I... I... I dunno". He can obviously tell how terrified about this I am so he pulls me over onto his lap and tucks an arm around my waist. "You're so cute and shy but you don't have to be, it's just me and I'm all yours, if anything I'm the one who should be nervous" "But you do this for a job" "Yeah but who knows who I'll end up with, there could be a murderer in your room waiting for me" "There's not, I'm all alone here" "Not anymore, now you have me".