Pete's POV
Me and Patrick lie on his bed bored since we don't really have anything to do at the moment. It's too cold to go outside and do anything but we have hours until I have to go home. I guess I could leave early but I hate being at home and I barely ever get to see my best friend.
"What's there to do here anyway Pat?" "I dunno, like nothing" "What do you do all day?" "I dunno, Wattpad, YouTube and Twitter usually" "Well get your phone then and I'm sure we'll find something to do".
For a while he scrolls through Twitter while I lie next to him and I see a video and nudge him "Hey scroll up again". Like an idiot he scrolls too far so I grab it off him and scroll until I find it again. It's a Dan and Phil video where they apparently do a best friend test so that gives me an idea for me and Patrick.
"Hey Patty lets do a best friend test, oooh lets do a dirty quiz" "Huh? Which one do you want?" "Dirty one, we can ask dirty questions so I can find every fetish and dream you have and tell your next boyfriend". He's always said that everyone's he's been with has sucked and never satisfied him so I thought he'd be happy about this. Patrick just blushes and looks away looking kinda sad though so I sigh and sling an arm around his shoulders.
I don't know what's up with him so I just go onto Google and find a bunch of dirty questions. I think I just wanna make Patrick squirm and tell me all his dark naughty secrets so I can embarrass him and bring it up at random moments. He hasn't had a boyfriend in a while but I'll make sure to tell them all this stuff when he gets one, like a good best friend should.
"Alright Patrick here, I've got some. Are you a virgin?" "No and stop doing these, this is weird" "I'm a weird person and we don't talk about this so I wanna know what you've done. I know you're a naughty dirty little boy deep down so I wanna find out if you've done more then me" "I haven't" "Yeah probably not but it'll be interesting, I'll do it too if you want and if it'll make you less embarrassed" "Yeah I guess, I already know you're a dirty little boy though and some of these things I'm not sure if I'll actually wanna know"
With a smirk I look back at his phone "Have you done anal?" "I'm gay so duh, what else would I do?" "Yeah but have you got it up the ass" "Yeah" "Have you fucked someone?" "Um once I think with Frank".
When he brings up his ex boyfriend I stiffen up a bit because I hate the sound of his name. He was a total asshole to Patrick and almost messed up our friendship so I wish I could forget him completely. I know Patrick won't want to talk about it though so I just sigh and look back at his phone. "Have-" "Hey wait you said you'd do them too asshole" "Fine, I'm not a virgin and I've done both because Mikey's fucked me and I've fucked Mikey".
When I mention Mikey Patrick stiffens like I did when he talked about Frank. I don't know if he's ever liked my current boyfriend Mikey because he's always weird around him. I don't think he hates him like I did for Frank but they're definitely not going to be best friends or anything.
"Alright next one, where's the best place you've done it?" "I dunno, the bed" "Nah that's boring" "I dunno" "Where else have you done it?" "Shower, against a wall, back of a bus, in a school bathroom, in Frank's office, even his new prostitute boyfriends bedroom when he wanted a threesome" "Fuck you have gotten around" "Yeah but I didn't like a lot of it. I didn't like them in public because it was embarrassing and most of the time Frank made sure people saw us. He just liked embarrassing me and punishing me so I hated it. I liked the bed though because we only did it there when he was happy with me and it was actually nice and loving for once"
I feel kinda bad for upsetting my best friend over that asshole who used him so bad. Frank ended up raping him and making him bleed before leaving him for a prostitute who could obviously take the pain better than poor Patrick. He cut and burnt Patrick and beat him while they were together and it was horrible. I wish I could have saved him from that asshole but I didn't see how bad he was hurting until it was too late.
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