The Secret Timelady

5.5/apple/26

"Right then Nicole and Rose Tyler where do you want to go? It's your choice, backward or forwards in time?" He asked.
"Forwards," I said with a smile.
"How far?" He asked.
"One hundred years. Rose replied and the Doctor touched some stuff on the console.
"There you go. Step outside those doors it's the twenty-second century." He told us.
"Your kidding," Rose said in astonishment.
"That's a bit boring though," I said.
"Your right do you want to go further?" He asked me.
"Oh yes," I said with a smirk.
"Ten thousand years in the future. Step outside its the year 12005, the new Roman Empire." He said after he flew the Tardis.
"You think you're so impressive," Rose said.
"I am so impressive." He said with an offended face.
"You wish." I laughed.
"Right then you both asked for it." He said pointing at me. "I know exactly where to go.hold on!" He shouted and I grabbed him when the Tardis went through the time vortex. He looked slightly down at me and I gave him a cheeky smile.
"You said hold on," I said to which he just laughed. When the Tardis stopped shaking Rose asked, "where are we? What's out there?" The Doctor just pointed towards the door while I looked at the monitor. When Rose walked out I said, "so 5.5/Apple/26 nice choice it being the end of the world in all." I said and walked out missing his shocked face as the monitor said nothing about what happens here just the date.
I met rose by an observation window and the Doctor followed.
"You lot, you spend all your time thinking about dying, like your going to get killed by eggs or beef or global warming or asteroids. But you never take the time to imagine the impossible, that maybe you survive. This is the year-" I cut him off, "5.5/Apple/26 five billion years in your future and this is the day." I looked at my watch I have on my left wrist and said, "hold on," as the sun flared and turned red. "this is the day the sun expands."
The doctor intervened and said, "welcome to the end of the world." while giving me a look like he was very curious.
"You said your future," Rose said.
"What?" I asked.
"You said your future, not our future," Rose said.
"Did I?" I asked them confused.
"Yes." The Doctor said but he didn't get to continue as the computer said, "shuttles five and six now docking. Guests are reminded that platform one forbids the use of weapons, teleportation, and religion. Earth death is scheduled for fifteen thirty-nine. Followed by drinks in the Manchester suite.
"So when they say guests, does that mean people?" Rose asked as we walked along a corridor.
"Depends on what you mean by people." The Doctor said.
"I mean people. what do you mean?" She asked.
"Well aliens, of course, Rose what do you expect?" I asked.
She ignored me and asked, "What are they doing on board this spaceship? what's it all for?"
"It's not really a spaceship, more like an observation deck. the great and the good are are gathering to watch the planet burn." He said as he soniced a wall panel.
"What for?" Rose asked.
"Fun," I answered after thinking about it as we arrived at another observation window.
"Mind you, when I said the great and the good, what I mean is the rich." The Doctor said.
"But hold on they did this on Newsround extra. The sun expanding that takes hundreds of years." Rose said.
"Millions." I corrected.
"The planet is now the property of the national trust. They've been keeping it preserved. See down there? Gravity satellites holding back the sun." The Doctor explained.
"The planet looks the same as ever," I commented.
"I thought the continents shifted and things," Rose said.
"They did, the trust shifted them back. That's a classic earth. But now the money's run out, nature takes over." He said.
"How longs it got?" I asked him.
"About half an hour and then the planet gets roasted." He said with a smile and I smirked.
"Is that why we're here? I mean is that what you do? Jump in at the last minute and save the earth?" Rose asked him.
"I'm not saving it." He said.
"I think it's time up Rose," I said.
"But what about the people?" Rose asked.
"It's empty. They're all gone. No one left." The Doctor said.
"Just us then," Rose said to me.
"Who the hell are you?" A man said and we spun around to see a blue man.
"Oh, that's nice thanks," I said.
"But how did you get in? This is a maximum hospitality zone. The guests have disembarked. They're on their way any second now." The man said.
"That's us were guests. Look I've got an invitation. Look. There you see? It's fine, you see. The Doctor." He said pulling a paper out then put it behind his back and handing it to me.
"Right yes see Nicole Memphis Tyler plus one. This is my plus one Rose Tyler. She's my plus one is that alright?" I asked.
"Well obviously. My apologies et Cetra. If you're on board we'd better start. Enjoy." He said and walked over to a lecture podium as I handed the paper back to the Doctor.
"The paper is slightly psychic. It shows them whatever I want them to see. Good job by the way." He told me.
"Thanks, and it saves a lot of time," I responded.
"He's blue," Rose said shocked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Okay." She replied.
"We have in attendance the Doctor, Nicole Memphis Tyler, and Rose Tyler. Thank you. All staff to their positions." The steward said as a bunch of smaller blue people appeared.
"Hurry now thank you. Quick as we can. Come along come along and now might I introduce the next honored guest? Representing the forest of Cheam, we have trees, namely, Jabe, Lute, and Coffa. There will be an exchange of gifts representing peace. If you could keep the room circulating thank you. Next from the solicitors Jolco and Jolco, we have the Moxx of Balhoon.
And next, from financial family seven, we have the adherents of the repeated meme. The inventors of hypo-slip travel systems the brothers hop Pyleen. Thank you. Cal spark plug. Mister and Mrs.pakoo. The ambassadors from the city-state of binding light." The Steward said.
The trees approached us and Jabe said, "The gift of peace. I give you a cutting of my grandfather. And she handed the doctor a pot with a twig in it.
"Thank you yes gifts er." He started to pat his pockets down looking for something to give so I stepped in and said, "I give you in return air from my lungs." and gently blew air at her.
"How...intimate." She breathed.
"There's more where that came from." I winked at her.
"I bet there is." She replied looking me up and down and walked off.
"What was that?" The doctor asked me in surprise.
"Oh, she's really good at flirting." Rose replied and I winked at the doctor and said, "I'm flexible when it comes to dancing."
"From the silver devastation the sponsor of the main event please welcome the Face of Boe." The steward said.
"The Moxx of Balhoon." The doctor greeted.
"My felicitations on this historical happenstance. I give you the gift of bodily salivas." Moxx spit and it hits Rose in the face and it spits again at me but I grabbed the Doctor and pulled him in front of me so he got hit instead. Thank you very much." I said with a laugh.
"Ah, the Adherents of the repeated meme."  The Doctor and I greeted. I bring you air from my lungs." We both said and I blew air at them while the doctor breathed at them.
"A gift of peace in all good faith." They said and gave us an orb.
"And last but not least our very special guest. Ladies and gentlemen and trees and multiforms, consider the earth below. In memory of this dying world, we call forth the last human. The lady Cassandra O'Brien dot delta seventeen. A stretched piece of a face on wheels is wheeled In by two men wearing all hospital white.
I snickered beside the doctor and he smiled.
"Oh don't stare I know I know it's shocking isn't it? I've had my chin completely taken away and look at the difference. Look how thin I am. Thin and dainty I don't look a day over two thousand. Moisturize me. Moisturize me." She said as one of her assistants sprayed her.
"Truly I am the last human. My father was a Texan my mother was from the Arctic desert. They were born on the earth and were the last to be buried in its soil. I have come to honor them and say goodbye. Oh, no tears no tears." I'm sorry. But behold,I bring gifts. From earth itself the last remaining ostrich egg. Legend says it had a wingspan of fifty feet and blew fire from its nostrils. Or was that my third husband? Oh no, don't laugh. I'll get laughter lines. And here another rarity." Rose had walked behind her to see how thin she was as a jukebox was wheeled in. "according to the archives this was called an iPod. It stores classical music from humanities greatest composers. Play on!" Cassandra called.
Tainted love starts playing and myself and the doctor start moving to the music.
"Refreshments will now be served. Earth death in thirty minutes." The steward says and Rose runs off. We went running after her but Jabe stopped us.
"Nicole, Doctor?" She says and a flash goes off. Thank you." She says and we look at each other confused before going after Rose.
Third-person:
"Identify species. Please identify their species. Now stop it. Identify their race. Where are they from? It's impossible." Jabe says and hurries away as her device shows the Doctor is a Timelord from Gallifrey but Nicole is saying human but then it starts to flicker and tries to change to something else before the device starts to glitch and then it breaks like a virus has destroyed it leaving Jabe in a state of shock.