Band Fanfiction (One-Shots)

Ferard >> Hair Dye

By: meeee

Gerard flipped his flowing red hair. He was watching "Black Butler" on Netflix while Frank, his band member, was in the shower.

Sebastian was seducing the nun and the nun gave in.

"Come on, nun! Bang him already!" Gerard yelled.

Frank walked out of the small bathroom with only a towel on. "Black Butler again?" Frank sighed and plopped down on the brown couch.

"Well, yeah!"

Gerard glanced over at Frank and gasped. Hurt, he put a cold hand over his heart.

"You stole my dye!"

Frank rolled his eyes and said, "My hair needed a new color."

Gerard got up and ran to a cabinet in the kitchen. "Need a new color? Here!" He opened the cabinet to reveal an assortment of dyes. Gerard threw a blue bottle at Frank. Continuing to throw dyes at Frank, Gerard shed a glistening tear. "Just don't use my red dye!" he sobbed.

Frank sprang from the couch and put his arms around Gerard's waist. His arms broke apart as he reached towards his newly red hair.

The red hair pulled off his head, Frank smiled.

"It was a wig?!" Gerard gasped.

"Of course!"

Gerard slumped his shoulders as Mikey walked into the room.

Frank's towel fell down, revealing everything. Mikey widened his eyes and turned back around, leaving the room.

Gerard ran after Mikey. "BECOME GAY!"

"Nu!" Mikey exclaimed.

"I mean, I'll kiss you," Frank offered.

Frank and Mikey closed the gap between each other. Mikey melted under the soft, slithery touch of Frank's lips.

"I'm gay now..." Mikey muttered.

Gerard dropped to the soft, plush carpet, weeping, and had a heart attack.

THE END