Band Fanfiction (One-Shots)

Davitart >> Bonus

By: LostKilljoy_

*this is a bonus chapter, as it is not a band ship*

One moist summer day, David was playing his xbox while eating a bag of hot Cheetos. He forgot to grab some water so he paused his game and stood up to go get some.

As he strolled into the kitchen, he couldn't help himself stare at the crummy beauty laying on his marble counter.

Her pink frosting laid on her body well, her red sprinkles were nicely placed on it. He couldn't help wanting to feel her crumminess underneath his fingertips.

But, he was scared. How did this fine, sexy Poptart get into his house? He grabbed a random hammer of the counter and smashed her.

Bits of sprinkles flew into his eyes, he had realized what he's done, and he felt like a monster. Grabbing a random roll of duct tape, he taped her back together, every single piece of her amazing body.

He couldn't help but feel vulnerable, he wanted to hug the Poptart. He took her side and carefully walked to the bedroom. But then, she tripped, cracking her hip. He didn't know what to do, so he snatched her up and ran to the hospital.

After checking her in and waiting a few hours, she was finally better. The doctor said she'd be able to leave after a week or so.

He sighed in relief, running a shaky hand through his greenish hair. He couldn't help but stare passionately into her crumbs, taking in her beauty.

She was like a goddess compared to the beauty of other females. He caressed her crumbs as she smiled at him.

He leaned in and she did, too. Then they were interrupted. Ferard busted through the door, their hands wandered around each other bodies as their lips molded together perfectly. David couldn't help but feel jealous.

He put his lips to her's forcefully. Somehow, Ferard joined in on the "action."

Then the doctor burst in. Everybody froze, naked and afraid. The doctor shut the door and ripped off his jacket and said, "Let me join!"

They were all having a good time, until a blueberry Poptart came in, looking quite angry.
"Strawberry," he cried, holding up his ring finger to reveal a silver wedding ring. "How could you do this to me? And the kids?!"

END