Sidekick [One Punch Man Fanfic]

Prologue

*First person pov*

This is it, I got this. I looked around at all the people around me, trying out to be heroes. Heh, wusses. They're way to cocky for their own good. Besides, I trained harder than anyone here, I need this. "Next 15 people." The examiner said. That's me. I walk inside with some other people... but one person caught my eye. I tried to suppress my laugh, it was some guy with a ripped body but I can't take him seriously with a face like that! He looked like a egg! "First, side to side jumping for thirty seconds! Line up." The examiner barked, and we lined up.I was behind the egghead, and I smirked at him. He's not gonna make it. "START!!!" The examiner yelled, and we started. My mouth drops at the egg, what kind of insane speed!? I wasn't even close to his speed! I tried to go faster, trying to keep up with egghead. "TIME!!" The examiner yelled, and I pointed at the egghead.

"Oi you fucking baldy!! What the hell was that!? You're in the wrong area! If you have powers or some shit, that's on the other side!!" I yelled at him, and he just stared at me with no emotion on his face. "Hey! No yelling!" The examiner yelled, and I flipped him off. "Shut the hell up you shitfaced old man!!" I yelled, then turned back to eggy. "Say something wuss! I'm talking to you!" I yelled at him, getting up in his face. "I don't have powers. But you clearly do." Eggy yelled, pointing at my body. My body was glowing yellow. I scoffed at it."That? What's the point of using this fucking shit if I can't do anything with is? It's a useless power that doesn't do shit." I said, glaring at Eggy. "OK." Eggy said, not amused. "Teme-!""Alright, that's enough, get back in line!" The examiner yelled. I tsked then glared at Eggy. "If I lose the spot Hero to you, I'll make sure your life will be hell." I said, then the examiner whipped around to me.

"Do you want to get disqualified," the examiner paused to read off the clip board. "Takahiro?!" The examiner yelled again. I just glared at him then at the ground. "NEXT! 1500 METER RUN!!" The examiner announced. A half a mile? Piece of cake! I trained too hard for this! The examiner lead us to an indoor track, and we all lined up. I glanced at the Eggy next to me. I can't lose this! "READY!!" We all got into running position. "START!!"Before I can even plant my foot on the ground, Eggy was already made one lap! Shit!! I sprinted as hard as I could, but I already knew there is no way I can catch up to Eggy. But, at least I was ahead of all the other people there.These dumb fucks aren't serious about becoming a hero!! They're just here for the fucking money!! Like hell I'll let cunts like them become a hero!! So, I got second place to Eggy. Okay, next test I will dominate him!!

Time skip~

    
     

So.... I ended up to losing to that Eggy every time. Physically... but I don't know about mentally. But I'm sure I've did, he seems like the type that skipped high school. I was in the women's changing room, waiting for my results. The other women wannabe heroes were in the corner whispering to each other, glancing at me giggling.

I glared at them out of the corner of my eye then turned back to glaring daggers at the door. The door opened, to reveal a professional looking woman, holding 6 packets, since not many women tried out to be a hero. Hell, there aren't even that many women heroes to begin with. "I have your results, take them when I call them. Takahiro Ren." She called, which mine was conveniently first. I stood up then took it from her. "About time." I mutter as I sat back down, ripping the folder open. The first thing I see is red... a red F. I read the whole word, and it was a big red stamped in bold letters 'FAILED'. "Aww... I didn't make it." "0 points... 0 points... why is everything zeros?" "I guess I'll have to take it again.... 3rd time's a charm." all the disappointment came from all the other girls... I just jumped up, crumpling the paper in my hand."31 points... Are you fucking kidding me?! Where the hell is your punk ass bitch of a boss, HUH!?" I yelled at the woman, beyond pissed."Takahiro-san, please-" "NO! I WANT TO SEE THE BLIND MOTHERFUCKER WHO'S RUNNING THIS SHITTY PLACE!" I yelled as I grabbed her by the collar of her short and lifted her up."T-This k-kid's violent!" "I was right! She is the kind of person who would hurt civilians!" "Someone stop her!" "She's like a demon!" The other women cried, holding each other.