Sidekick [One Punch Man Fanfic]

Chapter 2

*First person pov*

"Whatever fucker, I'm leaving. But ask yourself this: When did you forsake yourself?" I said to a C-Class Rank 6 Hero, Tank top Tiger. I start up my motorcycle, despite the protests of the Hero to try and convince me to be his loyal fucking Sidekick. He was perverted as fuck, and he answered the same as all the other heroes. They be in it for the money and fame... Cowardly fucktards. Maybe I should try Mumen... but where even is he? He rides his bike everywhere... and for all I know, when I try to find him he might be going the opposite direction. I'll try him when I run into him... Kathy wasn't with me, she slept in. Poor girl, she just couldn't even handle my motorcycle skills, even after a long night's rest. I stop on the side of the road, pulling out a hero handbook thing that usually are pointed to gain attention of kids... but hey, I need to know all the heroes so I can start looking for him. I grab my red marker and made a big red 'x' over... what was his name again? Tiger striped Bra top? I read his name again, and I was completely off. Ehh... Tiger Striped Bra Top sounds better. I read over all the other Heroes that I haven't checked, but I noticed something bright and yellow in the corner of my eye. Who the hell wears that shade of yellow? It's ugly as fuck, who's the motherfucker who thought this yellow was cool?

I turned to see HIM. IT WAS THAT EGG BASTARD!!!!!! I shut my book angrily and pulled up my bike to a parking meter and payed for it. I put my book back in my pocket and jogged over to the asshole. Actually he looked kinda nervous and panicky... "Awawawawa... today's too peaceful tooooooo..... I won't be able to perform good deeds like this... I'm gonna get disqualified from being a pro hero..." I sweat dropped as I watched the Eggy looked around anxiously. "Oi." I called, trying to grab his attention. He whipped around to see me, looking all badass because I am badass. "Oh... who are you?" I anime fell again, why does he keep forgetting me?! "It feels like deja vu... wait, are you that girl that won't stop harassing me?" Eggy said, looking thoughtful. I jumped up, pointing at him. "I have a fucking name! The name's Takahiro Ren, and don't you forget it!" I yelled. "Oh... I'm Saitama." Eggy said, and I sighed. "Whatever, what are you even doing? Whispering to yourself, it's creepy as hell." I said, shaking my head then smirked. "I heard you have the worst C-Class Rank." I said, and Saitama raised an non-existent eyebrow. "And you're not a Hero." Saitama said, and I start chuckling. "Well you're wrong, I am a S-Class..." Trailing off, trying to get a reaction out of him. Nothing, so I'll just continue. "Rank 1...." I continued, trying to get Saitama's reaction. He didn't say anything, and his face just remained normal. "OK." Saitama said, and I growled in frustration.

"FINE! S-CLASS, RANK 1 SIDEKICK!! LAUGH AT ME ALL YOU WANT!!" I yelled, crossing my arms over my chest. Saitama blinks, then shrugs. "I'm the first Sidekick in history, but what's the point of being a Sidekick if I can't find a Hero to sidekick for? I'm just a laughing stock... I couldn't even become a Hero... not that I mind being the Sidekick but the fact that blew up in my face that I'm... I'm weak... I don't like being weak..." I said, glaring at the fucking ground. "What's wrong with being weak?" I looked back to Saitama. "All strong arms start off as wimpy noodles... just gotta work your way up to the top. After all... how do you think all S-Class Heroes started off?" Saitama asked me, and I stayed quiet. "I-" All of a sudden, Saitama turned and caught something out of the air. "Wha-" It was a kunai... who in the hell is throwing kunai!? I turned to see a... girl I think? She was wearing all black with a samurai sword on her hip. "AH! YOU'RE- You're definitely... definitely... uh it's... ELBOW JOINT PANIC!?" Saitama yelled, pointing at the woman. Alright, was he drunk when he gave himself that nickname? "IT'S SPEED OF SOUND SONIC!" The woman yelled... but she sounded manly. Oh... so it was a guy. I could feel a killing intent from this guy... it's giving me shivers. And his aura... he's on a completely different level from us. Should I run for it? No... if he's gonna stir up trouble we're going to stop him. "Saitama... Today I'm going.... to kill-" "Sorry, but I'm busy right now, come back later. Ren, let's go find some enemies together." Saitama cuts Sonic off, then walking off with my arm in his hand. "Eh?" I said as I got dragged away.