Hetalia boyfriend scenarios

guess who's back?

you know what? Im BACK BISHES
when you annoy them

America
"Al..fred... Ally... Amurica....you...cant...ignore..mee!" You said as you poked him, you could already tell that he was a bit annoyed as you wanted him to be. You internally smiled but kept on going. "Al.. Al... Alfred.. Alfreddy.. 'Murica.. Alfr-" " jesus christ dudette WHAT?" " Hi.." You started giggling and got up to run off to leave america with a 'bruh' face. Then you heard footsteps, and they were fast footsteps. He was just running after you. 'Oh shit..' "(Y/n).." He said while chasing you around the house "CATCH IF YOU CAN SUCKA!!" You yelled out as you ran outside and hid in your car while locking the doors. You smiled triumphantly and laughed until you heard a voice that almost made you shit yourself "hah you thought you could escape me dudette.." "FUUUUUUUU-"
I Dont think you want to know what happened (no not that kind you perverts! XD)

Canada
It was a normal day in canada, you were just hanging out at canada's house and doing nothing in particular. Until you got an idea, a wicked smile spread across your face as you kelt poking his shoulder. At first he didnt mind that much until you started using both hands and at this point, he got a little annoyed. "Maple can you please stop?" You just shook your head. He grabbed your hands and gently pushed them down and quickly walked off and left you with a face of confusion but of happiness that you annoyed him. You tried to go and find him and just ended up as a hide and seek game where you were the seeker trying to find the others, and you were losing.
But at the end of the day you found him in one of the cabinets somehow and just laughed while trying to help him because he got stuck and couldnt get out.

(Heh you know what, the remaining ones are gonna be puns XD)
china
It seems that you had a certain interest in puns and just wanted to tell them to absolutely everyone and rot their brains. But what a PERFECT way to tell your puns then to tell them to your beloved china. So you walked up to him and said "hey china are you having a PUNifull day? I sure am! What about you?" he just stared at you in confusion. He had no idea what you were talking about but he just brushed it off as nothing
.little did he know that it was gonna be ALL DAY. Poor china had to listen to your puns all day while banging his head on the wall while you laughed so hard your sides hurt. But eventually you stopped when he opened the big trash can and climbed inside the trash can to get away from it and just wanted to be thrown away. But that was when you stopped and dragged him out of the trash can.
(Ok i just HAD to put that)

japan
You two were just chilling at the park, was pretty peaceful. Until you found puns hilarious and just had to annoy japan with them. "Isnt it pretty PUNny to do this?" He just kept shaking his head "(y/n) -chan prease no.. Not today.." he just carefully and quietly walks back and then breaks off into a sprint "OH COME ON KIKU ARENT MY PUNS PUNIFUL NOT TEARABLE!" "NO" you kept chasing him until he just jumped into a pond and the geese just flew away. " wow.. Looks like my puns were unBEARable"
By now you could see japan swimming to the other side of the pond after
Hearing the pun.
Rest in peace japan..

italy
you guys were eating pasta, while you were eating your pasta slowly it was like italy was eating/drinking it like it was water. " hey feli i have to tell you something"
He looked over to you with a closed eyed smile and just nodded,
"So, what do you call a fake noodle?"
He just looked at you like he didnt get it at all
" i dont a- get it a- bella.. What a- is it?"
"An IMPASTA"
He frowned..
"Why bella.. Why?"
" oh come on werent they PUNny?"
It looked as if he was trying so hard to not cry so he just ended up walking off, or more like running off...
" ok good.. I got him annoyed.. more like pastafied.."
You then heard the door open then close.
" oh.."
(What am i doing with my life?)

romano
Today was one of those lazy days when you and romano would just stay on the couch and watch tv.
But this time you wanted to change it up
A bit.
And by that i mean by making puns..
Or to just annoy him.
First, you started off with "roma.. Rome.. Rome..lov..
Lovino.. Romes.. Romano.."
While also poking his cheek.
" damnit it what ragazza?"
Clearly annoyed.
You just replied with "hi"
Then ran off giggling like a schoolgirl (if you know that reference i absolutely love you)
He was so confused but was on the verge
Of just cussing everything out and flipping a table.
But he went to sleep instead.

France
It seems you couldnt do anything to annoy france so you just gave up.
Hah! Just kidding.. Well partly..
You first tried but then it didnt work so you tried this time..
With poking....
You two were sitting on the couch and watching tv until you got that
Amazing idea so you reached over to him and started poking him and countlessly saying his name.
First he didnt mind and kept on watching the tv
But it kept on getting annoying over time.
He gently pushed your hand now
"What."
You shook your head and just kept on going until he just moved to the chairs on the other side of the room.
Well oops.

germany
You and germany were at the park, you were on the bench just drawing and ludwig was running around.
'Annoying would be fun....'
You got up and ran after him to catch up and started with puns.
" how much did the hula hoops cost?" (Spelled it wrong on purpose)
He just faceplamed.
" hah! I bet my puns are PUNny and are to pun for!"
He ran faster.
"You cant ignore this golden opPUNtunity!"
"(Y/n), just no!"
"OH COME ON YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THEM"
"No i dont"
"They are just PUNiful"
"Please stop. Right novw.."
" fine.."

russia
A world meeting just ended after countless screams coming from thr others and fights from you know who (*couxh cough* england and france*cough cough*)
But anyways you were going to leave but not without annoying
Atleast ONE person. And that person was russia!
Right now he was talking to one of the other nations and he just ended the conversation
When they said bye.
You just kept on poking him and saying puns while he was part scared and part annoyed.
And in the end he was just the opposite of nice now but said absolutely nothing.
(Short.. Sorry..)

spain
Spain just got back from the grocery store and bought a couple of things and you were now helping him put them all back.
What your devious plan of annoying him would be when he puts the stuff in their respected places you would just immediately put it back when hes not looking.
He first opened the refrigerator and put the milk in, you took it out and on the counter.
Oblivious to it, he put the tomato juice in the cabinet, then you took it out.
When he looked back he was confused to see the milk and tomato juice on the counter
But took it as nothing and just put it back in.
You took the milk back out.
He puts the butter(?) In the fridge, then you took it out.
You could tell he was getting impatient and that just made you grin.
"(Y/n)... que estas aciendo"
"Oh.. Nothing.."
"Hm.. Suuureee.."
He put the butter back in and turned around a little, you took the butter out.
Well, tried to, he quickly grabbed your hand and moved it away
"Chica.. Were not gonna get done anytime soon..so please stop."
You nodded so he just smiled and put the butter in.
The last thing you did was taking the milk out.

england
( ok there is gonna be a spongebob reference..)
You had to do some errands that day so when you got back you were surprised to see what you just saw.
You saw england, just running around with a duster and mumbling to himself, just cleaning everything.
It was pretty amusing.
"Hey.. Arthur what the heck are you doing??"
" spring cleaning love"
"Its not even spring"
He just stopped.. "Its not?"
"Nope" of course it was but you just wanted to annoy him.
"How did i get the days wrong. Dang it that bugger france told me it was spring!"
It was pretty funny seeing him rambling on and on
"Bloody hell america and france told me it was and spring cleaning those wankers!
It went on and on until you just bursted out laughing
"Aurthur it is spring im just messing with you!"
When you said that his face took on and expression of annoyance and just 'bruh'
He just started chasing after you while you just laughed your ass off.
"BLOODY HELL (Y/N)!!"
(i know.. It wasnt so spot on but he was running around and mumbling to himself when spongebob came so.. Ya..)

I know i knoww.. I was taking a break and probably wouldnt update forever but i just had so much ideas so i made this.. I guess you could say its not exactly on hold anymore...well i dont know still..

Que estas aciendo: what are you doing (spanish bro..)

(Yeah... I did this months ago... But i just forgot to update it on here.. Oops.. Sorry..)