This is sort of a filler chapter even though I have gone off for too many months. I just haven't had any ideas.
But here, I give to you, a Nordic crack fic. I'm even considering adding some of the nordic countries, so comment if you'd like to see that in the summer and which! (hopefully).
Again, I am so sorry for the cringe I bestow upon you.
~ Warning, shitty and cringy content ~
Today for the specific 5 countries was like all other, just boring and full of yells and chokings administered by Lukas to Mattias with his tie as he was being annoying as per usual.
And Berwald gayer than ever *
Then, an idea dawned on Mattias. "I have an idea! " he yelled. " An idea of you actually having a brain and any any intelligence, either way I don't believe a second of it. " Lukas said in his oh so permanent monotonous expression. As the other 3 file in to hear this so called idea, Mattias starts to elaborate on his dank idea.
" We should all fucking make a vine."
Berwald out of nowhere yells,
" VINE IS DEAD YOU DUMB FUCKING HEATHEN!"
Everyone looks at Berwald in utter shock from his uncharacteristic outburst.
That was until Emil seconds it with a deep ass voice,
" G O H O M E."
Lukas adds in the same voice as Emil,
" Y O U A R E N O T W A N T E D."
Estonia then pops up in the back, "hey, I thought that's always to me!"
The others s n a p their necks to the heathen, you sin.
Tino snaps and grabs the Ikea chair and fucking c H u C k S it at Estonia.
"GET OUT YOU WANNABE NORDIC HEATHEN! "
Estonia evades the attacks and jumps out the window.
The four then look back at Mattias.
" D I E. " Berwald bellows out.
Mattias is like o h s h i t I'm out and runs the hell out. Well, at least tries to.
Lukas jumps up with a gun in hand, possibly is a nerf gun, and aims towards the running man.
" I won't hesitate, bitch." And pew-pews several times.
Mattias falls on his face, has fallen and can not get up.
Realizing what has happened, the remaining four looked at each other and made a run for it.
Lukas, Emil and Tino jump out the window like majestic eagles. Berwald then runs and smashes through the wall to the outside with a poker face on and flags of Ikea and Sweden in hand.
They're all gone and Mattias is a sad heathen who is alone.
* = Cool Story
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Fanfiction-under HEAVY editing but still posts now and then- Characters included are: America, Canada, China, Japan, Romano, Italy, France, Germany, Russia and... Spain and NOW including England. ~requests for characters and scenarios are open~
