Hetalia Oneshots

Superstar!Finland x Bodyguard!Sweden

(Based off the CMV above)

Google translate ahead!

Berwald began his patrol around the home of world famous superstar Tino Vainamoinen. He had been hired about a week ago because of a reoccurring paparazzi female who refused to leave Tino alone. On multiple occasions Berwald had heard Tino call said female a stalker, and for as little a time that Berwald had known Tino, he knew the man was extremely sweet, nice, and gentle; hearing him spit out the word "stalker" tipped Berwald off to the seriousness of the issue. As he patrolled he heard the familiar sound of shutters and silently he sped over to the area.

Tino, oblivious as ever, was staring out into his garden through the large windows of his estate. Behind one of the six pillars in the room the stalker paparazzi was taking multiple pictures and, to Berwald's disgust, all were poised at Tino's bottom. Berwald quickly walked over to the girl and stood behind her, tapping her shoulder. With a gasp the girl spun around, her camera bumping into Berwald's chest, Berwald held up a finger and shook it in the familiar "nu-uh" way and swiftly took her by the arm, throwing her out of the front door of Tino's estate.

A few hours later Berwald was coming back from lunch break when he heard the sniffling sounds that had the acute lift at the end which tipped Berwald off to knowing it was Tino.

"Does th's d'mn st'ff d' th'r j'b?!" He hissed angrily and ran into the living room which caused the female to stand up swiftly from her position of forcing Tino's arms away from his face. This angered Berwald more because now he could see Tino's tear-stricken face. She turned to Berwald without hesitation as Tino covered his face once more.

"Look, I promise I'll be kind; but I won't stop until that boy is mine! I'll chase him down until he loves me!" And with that she took off, out through Tino's front door for the second time that day. Berwald ignored her words and knelt down beside Tino, he awkwardly placed his arms around Tino's back and pulled the Finnish man to his chest.

"I w'n't l't h'r n'r yah." He promised, though he knew those words were better said then done.

"Promise?" Tino asked, he seemed to be calming down from the attack.

"Pr'm's." He said, and picked Tino up bridal style, taking him to an armchair where he comforted Tino who was now sitting on his lap. Tino didn't seem to mind being there, he was only blushing slightly. He kept playing with Berwald's hat and hair, which Berwald didn't mind at all. Though he was always described as emotionless, he couldn't help all the smiles he let out. Maybe he felt something towards Tino? Without thinking he tilted his head upwards and kissed Tino on his Finnish lips. When he released Tino he could already see Tino's blush deepening from it all.

"Jag älskar dig." He said before he could comprehend what he was saying.

"Minä rakastan sinua." Tino replied which surprised Berwald.

The two then locked lips again, molding perfectly against each other. They didn't stop for awhile, and probably would have continued if a loud thumping sound hadn't broken them apart.

"I-I sh'ld pr'bably m'ke s're y're s'fe." He told Tino. Reluctantly Tino climbed off of Berwald's lap and let the Swedish man go about his job, Tino now felt lonely. So he did what he usually did when he was lonely; he wrote a song. He titled the song "Stalkkeri" and began as he normally did.

Sweden walked along and as he turned the corner to the dining room he noticed the girl behind a pillar about to snap more shots of Tino as he worked on his next song. Just as she turned to get her camera in place, Berwald stepped between her and his new lover.

Rapidly excuses and apologies came flying out of her mouth, Berwald shook his head. "Yah m'de m'wife cry." Was what he said before landing a fist across her jaw, enraged as he remembered Tino's tears earlier. Unsurprisingly one shot was all it took for her to be knocked out, the thud of her fall made Tino rush over.

"You got her." Tino mumbled, Berwald was happy to hear the relief in Tino's voice.

"Ja." He replied, he texted his friend Matthias to come get her, Matthias being the head of police where Tino stayed.

"Will you stay? Be my bodyguard forever?" Tino asked, hooking his arms around Berwald's.

"Ja, 'f c'rse." Berwald smiled, leaning over and kissing Tino's forehead.

Tino giggled and pulled Berwald into another kiss, Berwald didn't complain; he had no reason to after all.