Reverse Dipcifica Oneshots

Mystery Mansion

Okay "pacifica_southeast" has requested this one. It may suck so please go easy on me.

Pacifica's P.O.V.

"Dipper WATCH OUT!!" I tackled him out of the way under a table, accidentally landing on top of him.

"Pines I know you like me but could you not land on me in such a suggestive position."

"Okay just for that I'm staying on top." I said with a grin.

"Wow, we're in a life or death situation and you make a sex joke." Dipper responded with sarcasm.

 Rolling my eyes, I grab Dipper's face in my hands. "Listen the way to get him to stop is if YOU open the doors for everyone. You have to prove that you're better than your family, than uncles."

"Pacifica I can't."

I crossed my arms. "The Dipper I know is a cocky, arrogant little derp, but he also isn't like his family. You said you wanted to be different well here's your chance!"

Just then the table flipped. The Lumberjack had found us. He hurled his giant ghost ax towards us. "Time's up- oh uhh are you guys like a thing now?"

At that moment I realized I was still on Dipper. Embarrassed and my face a little flushed, I got off my quickly.  "Uhh no were not a thing, but I do know something."

"And what is it you know?" The lumberjack says to me.

"I know that Dipper should RUUNN!" I pushed Dipper away from me and the lumberjack.

"Uggh you little- now let's see if you'll enjoy being wood the rest of your life." I felt something is happening to my legs and see that I was being turned into wood. Though the situation didn't call for it, I felt a dirty joke pop into my head. My attention was brought back to me being turned into a statue when I felt it reach my waist. I sighed. Another reason to tell Gideon we shouldn't have come.

I called out to Dipper before I took my last breath. "Please you have to do it."

Dippers P.O.V

"I can't do this! I can't be different."

"Dipper please you have to do it." I look back and see Pacifica being turned into wood.

You said you wanted to be different well here's your chance!

With that push of motivation I pull the lever and let all the townsfolk in the mansion.

Literally 10 seconds later

"Thank you for finally letting my people in. I can finally rest in peace."

The giant lumberjack ghost then crossed his arms and sank into the floor.

Everyone that was turned into wood was back to normal.

I did it I let everyone in.

"Well that was fun don't you think?" Pacifica came back to normal and swung here arm over my shoulder only to quickly removed it. She laughed off her blush, thinking I wouldn't see it.

"Apart from watching everyone get turned into wood and having a ghost trying to kill me then yes I had the slightest enjoyment."

"Yeahhh...hey at least you were the one who completed the prophecy."(Is it a prophesy or prophecy)

"Yes, but this is only a one time thing. There's no way we're ever inviting the townsfolk in here again."

"Well if I'm never gonna be able to see this place again might as well enjoy it to the fullest."

"What do you mea-"

She grabbed my hand and led me to the dance floor. We danced for a while till the DJ put on a slow song as the final dance. I grabbed Pacifica's hand and lead her into it. "Pacifica I just wanted to say thank you."

"I should really be saying that to you I was the who got saved." She said while smiling at the ground. I then dipped her and the song ended. "And, if you ever need a ghost extermination again you know where to come to."
She punched my arm and started to leave but turned around to say one more thing.
"Dipper you have the choice to be different no one can tell you otherwise." After that she ran out of the mansion.

Man that girl is a real weirdo, but I'll take her word for it. I'll try to be different.

Edited on 12/3/2019

Woohoo that was that. We all should learn from this and NEVER make a promise we'll never keep, but also make our own decisions in life. Hope you enjoyed it request, request, and request. Well wherever you are good morning or good night.....PEACE OUT!!