Reverse Dipcifica Oneshots

How I Met My Hus- Archnemesis' Brother

Here's a different way of Dipper and Pacifica meeting. This was requested by HardlyTwister. I hope you enjoy the chapter it's a little short since my last one was pretty long!

Pacifica's P.O.V.

I was walking down the street when I saw it. A cat stuck in a tree. It was the cutest little thing I've ever seen I think I shrieked. It cat was stuck pretty high up in the tree. Since I've been living in Reverse Falls for all my life I was very professional at climbing trees. 

I reached the top in a matter minutes and grab the kitty. It was very cute and didn't scratch me for saving it. I looked down the tree and saw a bow standing under it. He looked my age, had piercing blue eyes that made me shiver, and his hair was covering something on his forehead. 

When he noticed me looking at him he looked down at the ground very quickly. I was wondering why he did that then I remembered an important rule when climbing trees.

Rule Number 1: Never wear skirts when going climbing.

I was so quick to react that I fell out of the tree out of the tree. I held the kitten with one and kept everyone from seeing my underwear with the second. I was reading for impact of the ground so I closed my eyes and waited. It never came. I opened them slowly and saw the boy who saw up my skirt holding me. I release the kitten and stare into the boy's eyes. Finally he spoke. 

"You're stupid." His face was calm but he's voice was so- wait he called me stupid. I was about to speak but then he interrupted me. "Who climbs a tree while wearing a skirt."

"Well excuse me...who walks under a tree knowingly that a girl is up there with a skirt on!" I shouted at him and forgot he was holding me because it hurt a lot when he dropped me. He was walking away when I shouted at him once more.

"Thanks anyways Mr.....?"

"Gleeful. Dipper Gleeful." He didn't even turn around but he said something that my ears barely picked up. "I hope to see you again Miss. Pines."  As he walked away I kept repeating his name over and over trying to remember where I heard it before. When I did remember the most inhuman scream came out of my mouth.