Reverse Dipcifica Oneshots

Bullets of Love

This was requested by KatelynMorgan764. This might be terrible but lets give it a shot

The scope was on the target. Dipper had taken aim on one of the most famous and rich drug dealer's. Breathing slowly he had his finger on the trigger. Just as he was aboul to pull the drug dealer went down with a wound in the back of his head. Dippers eyes widen in surprise as quickly packed up his gear and made his way off the roof.

Avoiding the cops that had arrived to the scene Dipper looked to the other side of the street from where he was and waited. He was going to pursue whoever took his kill when he felt a tap on his shoulder. Dipper turned around to be met with a very beautiful girl until...

"Nice kill you made."

She spoke.

"What are you talking about I had nothing to do with that shooting. Whoever did it needs to be put behind bars. You can't just kill people like that."

Nodding her head in agreement she smiled at Dipper. "Well then if you didn't shoot him and we made that clear that you didn't kill him, I'll take credit for my job well done and be on my way." Winking she gave a cute smile to the boy and started to saunter away when Dipper grabbed her hand.

"Wait you're telling me you stole my target?" Pacifica nodded. "What the hell! I had the shot perfectly lined up and you just stole it like it was nothing! Listen blondie that guy has been my target for 2 months, I didn't spend that time planing his assassination just so you could take my kill."

"Sorry I saw a good shot and I took it. Also my name is Pacifica." Smiling at the boy, Pacifica shook Dippers hand off her wrist and walked away. As she walked away Dipper sighed and started to walk in the opposite direction, taking out his phone Dipper saw a new message.

Paz: Hey you're kinda cute when trying to concentrate on killing somebody. Lol Anyways meet me for lunch at the Greasy Diner. Also your gun is showing.

Okay that was terrible, short and I'm probably gonna redo this but it's just a pre-Christmas thingy so anywhoo wherever you are good morning or good night....PEACE OUT!!!!