Poetry - A collection of my finest poems

Raven Like A Writing Desk

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

This question is truly a troublesome pest

For a raven is a bird

Not a desk made of wood

So let's put this theory to the test

If we take for instance the queen

And we know for a fact she is mean

She'll say off with your head

Even if you’re dead

Because she believes it’s merely a scheme

Now for that crazy old hatter

His brains a terrible scatter

His head may have a hole

Truth be told

And that's the fact of the matter

And let's talk of Alice of Quinn

Her mind’s incredibly thin

She thinks they're not real

Even the things she can feel

And that's just the tip of this crazy thing

So how does the theory test?

Is it all still a bleeding mess

And through this little conundrum

We've had some fun

And learned how a raven is like a writing desk