The whole week of Valentine's day is absolutely wild for not only Millard Fillmore's High but also for our gay gang. The students at the school are extra flirty with the teachers, something that Principal Toro ignores, and something that makes Mr. Way very uncomfortable. The makeout session in the closets for the students are more apparent and it seems like everyone and their boyfriend are horny.
Mikey has it worse than the rest of the teachers. For starters, he's single and his classroom is located in the hellhall. He can practically hear the students kissing in the broom closets and it makes him want to quit his job. Seeing all the pathetic heart decorations around the building and all the "happy" couples makes him remember how lonely he really is. Luckily he doesn't live with Gerard and Frank anymore but he still sees the pair stealing kisses at lunch and smiling like the other put stars in the sky. At the end of the day, Mikey sneaks into Gerard's art room to get his advice.
"Hey bro," Mikey says entering the room.
Frank turns around. "Wrong one," he smiles.
"Oh oops sorry, Frank," Mikey sits on top of a desk while Frank erases something off the board. "Where's your boy?"
"Gerard?"
"Nope your other one," Mikey replies sarcastically.
"He's at a doctor's appointment. What do ya need?"
"I just wanted his advice on something," Mikey shrugs.
Frank sets the eraser down before turning back around. "I could try to help?" He offers.
Mikey shifts his eyes right to left. He can feel his heart start to beat faster. He's never talked to anyone about this kinda stuff that wasn't his brother. Would it be weird? Would it be 'inappropriate' to ask Gerard's boyfriend?" Well, fuck, Mikey is going to ask anyway. "This might sound kinda weird."
"Ah don't worry! I've heard it all," he leans against Gerard's front desk with his arms crossed over his chest.
Mikey avoids eye contact. "So you know how it's Valentine's Day right?"
Halsey's heart stops. She came to ask Mr. Iero a question on her woodshop assignment. Now she hides in the hallway with her head peeking in. She hears 'valentine's day' escape Mr. Mikey's mouth and knows she has to eavesdrop.
"Yeah?" Frank replies a bit wary.
"I'm single and sad and have a baby so I can't really do that much. So I know a lot of what you and Gerard do won't apply to me but is there anything I could do to not be so..." he trails off but Frank understands.
Mr. Mikey has a baby???!?!? What the hell? Halsey thinks from the hallway.
Frank nods. "If it makes you feel any better, Gerard isn't even able to spend tomorrow with me. He has to take the French exchange students all the way to O'Hare with Patrick. But what do you mean when you say thing?"
Mikey plays with his feet. "You know like things," he emphasizes the things by adding a creepy tone.
Halsey has to bite her tongue so she doesn't start yelling but oh my god she's dying. Is Mr. Mikey really asking the mouse about his sex life? "The mouse" is a petty nickname the whole student body calls Mr. Iero because no one can pronounce his last name. The kicker: everyone knows about the nickname but the mouse himself.
Frank lets out a long 'oh' but he still looks a little confused. "So are you asking me for," his voice drops to a whisper and he leans in, "dick tips? Because I'm not giving you tips on how to," his voice grows even quieter, "beat the meat."
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Since When Did You Become a Romantic?
Fanfictionstarted as a crackfic but got too deticated. they're teachers, gerard is married... to a woman, uh oh.
