Episode 8
D: Maa , kuch samaj nahi aaraha ki kya karu main uske liye
Maa: tu bohot sochta hai bas jaise bhi chal raha hai chalne de, mushkilein aayegi bas uska saath de beta. Aur main hamesha kehti hu tujse ki use pareshaan mat kar par asal me tu use jitna pareshaan karta hai uthna use acha lagta hai..
D: jaanta hu maa..
D: ab jaa.. papa aate hi khana kha lenge hum.
(darshan goes to his room thinking abt something when he enters she gets scared)
K: knock nahi kar sakte?
D: par kyu? Room hamara hai !
K: firbhi darsh! Umhara wallet kaha hai?
D: acha tum mera wallet dhund rahi thi!
K: ha toh!
D: paise chahiye ?
K: nahi!
D: fir?
K: bas yuhi.. dekh nahi sakti kya main?
D: khushi meri cheeze cupboard me hoti hai , dekh lo wahi hogi.
K: ab tum aahi gaye ho toh mujhe 2000 do!
D: 2000 kisses du?
K: wo apne paas rakho , mujhe 2000 rupees chahiye!
D: ohh paise aur rupees me farak hai, abhi samjha!
K: zyda mat bolo!! Bas dedo!
(he gives her his ATM card)
K: huhh darsh , 2000 do na ye card ka kya karumain!
D: i don't carry that much cash baba tum nikal lo na, kitna behes karti ho!
K: actually abh mera mood nahi ! abh tumhi mere under garments lekar aaoge samjhe! Huff
D: what? Excuseme?
K: sahi suna tumne ! kyu husband apni wife k liye itna nahi kar sakta?
D: online le lo its easy!
K: lekar aate ho ya nahi?
D: khushi tum jaanti bhi ho.. thats embarrassing!!
(while darshan was tensed , khushi was controlling her laughter)
Episode 9
D: Khushi maine kabhi uski shopping nahi ki.. i mean ..
K: Kya ?? Wo kapde hai darsh , sidha keh do na tum nahi lana chahte.. shaamko mehmaan aarahe hai aur mere paas pehenne k liye inners nahi .
D: Ak kaam karte hai hum dono jaate hai..
K: Nahi darsh .. tum jaoge bas!
(Mom calls them fr lunch)
K: Baat mat karo ab.. shaam hone hi wali hai .. huhh
(She leaves slightly laughing)
K: Maa maa.. darshan ka mu dekho ab..
Maa: kya hua?
K: Kuch nahi.. bohot der se muje tang kar raha tha ab main use tang kar rahi hu..
Maa: Acha (tujhe khush dekhkar acha lagg raha hai beta)
(Darshan comes, confused n tensed)
Maa: Chapati garam karu darsh?
D: Nahi maa.. bas wo under..
Maa: Kya Anda?
D: Anda.. ? Haa wo wo.. china me nakli ande bann rahe hai maa wahi soch raha tha..
Maa: Nakli ande? Acha wo chod baith ab.. khushi zara dekh ise kya chahiye main chapati banati hu..
K: Ji maa, Kya socha laarahe ho ya nahi?
D: wo..
Daadi: Are laade itna soch kyu raha hai.. kitne pyaar se bol rahi hai ye
D: Daadi apko nahi pata..ye jo lane keh rahi hai wo..
Daadi:Ab chand taare todkar laane thodi bola hoga.
D: Par daadi chand tare better hai.. ye andar wala thoda mushkil hai!
Daadi: Tujhe pasina kyu aaraha hai itna?
Papa: Kya hua darsh?
D: Aap log itna puch rahe hai toh..wo actually baat ye hai ki agar , main bas soch raha tha.. bandar , monkey agar apni wife k liye kapde lena chahega toh wo saare kapde lega?
Papa: Ye kaisa sawal he (khushi starts laughing)
D: Main andar baithke khata hu (he takes his plate n goes to the kitchen)
Episode10
Maa: Are tu yaha kyu aakar baith gaya?
D: Kuch nahi maa , actually baat ye hai ki...andar ki baat hai maa kaise batau samaj me nahi aaraha..
Maa:ab bol bhi de..
D:Agar aapko apni personal jo cheeze hoti hai.. aap papa ko kahoge laane?
Maa: Ha isme kaunsi badi baat hai..
D: Acha toh muje wo lene jana hi padega ..
Maa: Kya?
D: Wahi maa .. wahi jise dekhkar pata nahi kya hoga.. actually shop par log kya kahenge.. wo toh hasenge !
Maa: Aisa kya hai?
D: Undergarments maa..!
Maa: Kya???
D: Kuch nahi , bas hogaya .. pet bhar gaya.. main jaaraha hu.. bye (he goes out)
K: Are ye kaha gaya.. maa..
Maa: Ha beta.
K: Darshan?
Maa: Pata nahi wo kuch undergarments bolkar chala gaya.. pata nahi kya dimaag me aajata he iske
K: Shit wo sach me gaya?
(she tells mom) maa main mazak kar rahi thi.. aap phone dijiye..plz
Maa: Wo bahar hi hoga .. ja jaldi..
(She runs out)
K: Darrrrshhh...
D: kya... ab jaa raha hu na..
K: Jakar kya bologe?
D: Ahh.. ha kya bolu..
K: (hugs him) Pagal ho tum sach me..
D: Acha toh ye mazak tha.. khushi!! (They both laugh)
K: Par ak baar tumhe jana hi padega 😂
D: Noway..!
K: Mere saath toh chaloge na...
D: Ya thats better!! Huff
(At the shop)
(Khushi was talking to a lady n darshan had a weird expression on his face)
D's pov
I kinda look odd at this place , couple of eyes staring at me.. I wish to shout .. "My wife has come to buy it not me!!" Ohh god now i really understand what a HUSBAND goes through.. tough to handle!
