Episode 15 (Part 2)
Darshans phone rings...
(khushi calling)
D-Mere bagair ak pal nahi bita sakti aur kehti ho ki main tang karta hoon
K-Darshhh.. maine tumhe ye batane k liye phone kiya ki main kal jaa rahi hu Delhi.. orphanage k kuch kaam se.
D-Kya
K-Darshh tum sunn rahe ho na..??
D-Haan .. Toh tum muje akela chhod k ja rahi ho?? mera kya hoga?? aww.. main kise tang karunga moti ?? bol bol... chidki moti bolna... K-Darsh?? tumhe kya hua hain .. u sound funny !
D-umm..should i make romantic sounds then?? K-Darshh phone par bhi.. tum na.. D-haan main.. kya?? bol jangli chipkali.. (in a sweet voice he says) i feel u
K-I feel u (blushes)
(there is silence for sometime)
D-Even our silence speak to eachother khushi.. K-hmmm.. D-Acha toh tum kya laoge mere liye waha se??
K-Kya chahiye tumhe darshh..?
D-TUM
K-Itna aasan nahi muje paana.. D-aww yani tum abhi meri nahi ho?
K-darshh main tumhari hi hu.. (pauses) blushes
D-Bol.. ruk kyu gayi.. K-Tum bhi na ... D-fir adhura sentence.. complete it!
K-tumhi complete karo..
D- Tum bhi na itni hot dikhne se pehle zara apna motapa kamm karti toh aur bhi zyda hot lagne se tumhe kaun rokta
K-Darrrshhhhh!!! main moti nahi hu..!
D-itne jaldi sentence complete karna sikh gayi tum
Episode 15 (Part 3)
K-Hey boy.. dont test me okay..
D-Hey girl.. write A-Z n plz complete it.
K-darsh???
D-Nadi..behne lagi hain... behne lagi hain ..pehle se zyda... ab! behne lagi hain!
K-she bursted laughing..
Darshh tum ak dinn muje pura pagal bana doge!
D-ohh toh tum abhi aadhi paagal ho??
K-ye kya tha!
D-obvio darling SAWAL tha.. u knw Question ..a sentence jiske aakhir me question mark aata hain wo .. wahi... wahi ..haan wahi tha!
K-darrshh..! stop it na..
D-i m nt a machine to start and stop.. no buttons i actually dnt work on electricity like u baby!
K-aaaaaa... i cant win u over any conversation! badbade!
D- ja moti ab itni bhi tarif mat kar
K-Darrrrrshhh..
stopped crying as she remembered the song ... n started laughing!
D-tumhe toh actor hona chahiye .. dekho abhi ro rahi thi .. pause k baad hasne lag gayi.. whose shooting u jangli chipkali??
K-shooting??
D-yeah yeah my love ..whose shoo..nai.. nai.. main toh machchar ko bhaga raha tha shoo machchar shoo! shoo..chipkali shoo
K- m speechless!
D-hahhaha.. be speech full honey.. paas hi k dukaan me mil jayega.. speech! full marke aajaao!
K-darshhhhh!!!!!! paka rahe ho tum muje..
D-shudhh vegeterian .. how can i cook u baba. if ua sabzi.. aloo gobi tamatar definately i ll cook u!
Episode 15 (Part 4)
K-jao main tumse baat nahi karti..
D-As u talk alot moti!! sab andar bhar k rakha hain.. phat jaogi ak dinn ! blast.. chidki moti..
K-Mr. Darshan Raval .. tum apne aap ko bade hero samaj rahe ho!
D(interrupts)-Samajta... are main hu bachpann se hero naam hain shehnshaah.. baadhshah Darrshhhan Raval ( says in a base voice)
K-hahaahaha darrsh
Give me the proof!
D- babez plz dnt challenge me.. u knw my fans are more powerful !
K-ahhha.. fans! u mean pankha..
D-excuse me ... koi toh jal raha hain.. very badly
K-main kyu jalu..bhala
D-maine kab kaha tum jal rahi ho.. kaan saaf karo.. i said 'koi',, u knw 'koi' haan wahi 'koi toh jal raha hain'
K-sojao ab.. darshh
D-Acha madam .. call tumne kiya toh apna raaj chala rahi ho mujpar!!
K-huhh?? maine kya kiya??
D-plz emergency.. kaan saaf karo!!
raaj kiya raaj!!
K-Raani hu itna toh banta hain.
D-Raani tu chipkaliyo ko raani hain moti.. insaano ki nai!
K-Darrrrrrrrrrrrshhhhh
D-mera naam... itna lamba khich kyu rahi ho.. kuch bolna nahi aata toh ak hi shabd ko khichne se sentence apne aap nahi banta.. chidki
K-acha main phone cut kar rahi hu.
D-omg.. kaise.. waise konsa phone hain?
K-i phone.
D-kitneka hain?
K- yaad nai..
D- tumne li?
K-haan darshh maine khud li.
D-Kab li??
K-abhi ak mahine pehle..
D-abhi ya ak mahine pehle??
K-darshhhh ak mahine pehle!
D-kis liye li?
K-phone kis liye lete? call karne.
D-Toh cut kyu kar rahi ho phone ! why ?? why?? baby why?? bdw kaunse knife se cut karogi??? K-
Episode 15 (Part 5)
D- tum kuch bolti nahi ..dekhko ab mera phone bhi ghusse me garam garam hogaya hain. hot hot!
K-tum bolne kaha dete ho muje.
(silence)
K- darsh????
(silence)
K-darrrrsshhhhh tume sunai de raha hain??
(silence)
K-ab ye phone hang hogaya lagta hain.. hellooo darrrshh
D-Tumhe bolne ka mauka diya tha.. sach me hattsoff.. kya bolti ho tum. mazza aa gaya..
K-darshhh kabse chilla rahi hu .. sunai nai deta kya!!
D- i guess tumhare chillane k vajese ak dinn behra zarur ho jaunga!
K-darshh.. kya hua hain tume??
D-love pox
K-What?
D-sach me... dawa tumhi de sakti ho muje..
K-kaisi dawa.. mere paas dawa nahi hain.. infact i hate medicines!
D-..moti chipkali... jangli chidki .. hey bhagwaan muje bacha le na baba.. K-huhhh!
D-ab tum baat kar rahi ho ... n compulsory u hav to talk. chalo ...tumhe meri kasam talk!
K-kya kar rahe ho darshh??
D-kapde sukha raha hoon meri jaan .
K-iss tym pe kapde.. ye sone ka tym hain.
D-pata tha toh aise sawal kyu puchti ho!!!! hufff main akela thaka hara bichara .. kaha phas gaya..
K-jungle me.. D-isiliye bich bich me sher ki tarah ghurrr ghuurr karti ho!!
K-darshh??? D-ohhh oooops ..sherni..let me correct it..sherni!
K-aaaaaahh...n bas!
D-bus pakad kar kaha jana hain.. ya muje miss kar rahi thi isiliye bus bulaliya... kab tak pohochogi darling!
K-(sar pe haath rakhte hue) Darshh.. haath jodti hu kitna bologe...
D-areee waah... haath jodkar bhi baat kar rahi ho phone gira nai?? magical phone i must say..
K-i hav headphones buddhu..darsshhh bas ha bohot hogaya ab... tum saari hadein paar kar chuke ho .. bolne ki... ab bas!
D-silent ho ja..moti.. warna main violent ho jaunga!
Episode 15 (Part 6b)
D-Jealousy k liye ladkiya famous hain.. are uska waisa hain toh mera wala b kuch kamm nahi!
K-Kaala chashma pehen k ghumne wala hamesha andha nahi hota! waise hi har ladki ak jaisi nahi hoti
D-Ladhai me bhi .. kamzori par waar karna ladkiyo ka kaam hain!
K-Man hone ka itna ghamand..! ghamand hamesha chur chur ho jata hain
D-Naak fut jayega .. itna fula mat use khushi!
K-Ohho meri naak nahi tumhara dimaag fatega
D-Plz ok mera dimaag bohot kool rehta hain nt lyk u!
K-Q refrigerator fit kiya hai kya sar pe!
D-Refrigerator ki kya zarurat mind calm rakho dimaag thanda rehta hain.. mann me hi ashaanti fela rakhi hain naak k saath saath ab tera dimaag bhi fatega moti!
K-Samajdar hu main.. kuch bhi ulat sulat nahi bolti.tumhare jaise.. why baby why.. huhh
D-Tension kayko leneka..jo bhokta hain uspar waar karne jaogi toh bhari padh sakta hain boss!
K-Useless
D-Very true.. use less resources!
complete the sentence honey.. K-Whatever.rr.. D-X factorrrrrrr... K-Yamraj tak pohoch hain meri,, samjha na sara x factor nikal dungi!!
D-Zara number dena yamraj ka.. mujse delete hogaya
Episode 15 (Part 7)
K-Darsh main jaanti hu ..tum kisiko bohot miss kar rahe ho.. am i right ?
D-(pauses) N..N..Nahi toh! tum mere saath ho.. ab aur kise miss karunga...
K-Darshh...tumhe jhut bolna nahi aata ..plz kosish bhi mat karo.. Acha ye batao Ananya kaisi hain.. naraz toh nahi thi na bohot der tak?? waise bhi tumse naraz bhi bhala kaun ho sakta hain darshh.. tumhari ak smile hi kaafi hain.. D-(on hearing that ...) [Kiara ki bohot yaad aai darshh ko] getting back to normal he said- Achi hain anu.. Mere aas paas sabhi kitne ache hain.. m happy
K-phir jhut.. Darshh kab tak apna dukh chupaoge?? D-mere dukh se agar koi dukhi ho sakta hai toh use avoid karna hi better option hain.
K-Darshh.. tumhara mann halka ho jayega trust me!
D-I love a bhaari mann u knw ..chipkali
K-ahhh darsssh!! dont u dare to change the topic
D- awww.. moti main darr gaya
K-darrshhhh... plz
D-i dare to keep u happy.. i dare to make u smile.. i dare to b as romantic as i can wth u.. i dare to luv u from d bottom of my heart! i dare to forget my 'dukh' just fr u .. toh itni choti si daring to main kar hi sakta hu na.. moti.. 'badi aai.. ammaji ' ab toh main tumhe ammaji bulaunga wow m so proud got d best nick name fr u khushi "AMMAJI"
K-Baaat ko palatna koi tumse sikhe..
D-aur b bohot kuch sikha sakta hu main ... sikhau ..sikhau.. K-darrrshhh.. huhh chi.. bohot gande ho tum.. D-Shuddhh.. pavitra manushya hu main.. paap lagega moti .. muje ganda boli.. waise ha.. nahana toh muje waise bhi boring lagta hain
K-eeeeee... gande.. chi chi..baba..
D-A chinese chipkali ..what chi chi mi meaw..aau ooo.. ua doing
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