Chapter 9

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  • Dedicated to bellatrixfan1 and maryb416
                                    

I only own April. May belongs to maryb416, Kitty belongs to bellatrixfan1, and since ally disappeared, the rest you know who they belong to!

April: guys, I was wrong, May is'nt coming.

Percy: HUZZAH!!!!

April: SHE'S COMING WITH KITTY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!!!!!

All: O.O

(May and Kitty appear through a wall)

Kitty: hi guys! This is may! We came because both of us have dares for u guys! And percy and harry are first!

Percy and harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!!?????!

May: percy, go meet a perachel fan( percy go bye-bye) harry, go meet a drarry fan( POOF! Harry gone, too)

Hermoine: why did you do that??

Kitty: because, like I say in my story, a game of truth or dare, I enjoy seeing you suffer.

May: Leo, I dare you to go set the slytherin table on fire, it is the green one.

Leo: BOOYAH!!!!!!!!!

May: to the computer!!!!!!

Leo: BURN, BABY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: wow.

April: that's my boyfriend for ya!

Kitty and may: LEO'S YOUR BOYFRIEND!!??!?!?!!?!!

April: yup!

Kitty: I have no words

May: I have no words

April: but since you said you have no words, you had words. Anyway, next dare is, wait I gotta bring back percy and harry and Leo, oh my!(brings them back)

Percy: that was Awful!!!!

Harry:ditto. I am scarred for life.

April: no pun intended,right? Well anyways, now that you are back, percy, give harry a wedgie, Annabeth and hermoine, go back to classes and play dumb, Fred and George, play a prank on dumbledore, and when they get back, Katniss and Peeta have a duel!

Kitty: yeah, we didn't forget about Katniss and Peeta!

Katniss: we had such a good streak!

Peeta: I know, right?

(Poof! Virtually everyone but harry, percy, Ginny, Ron, and Leo, oh and Katniss+Peeta disappear)

May: now, percy, like they say in Alvin and the chipmunks, IT'S WEDGIE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: ready, Harry?

Harry: NO!!!!

Percy: ok, here I go!(gives harry a serious wedgie)

Harry: I SAID NO!! THAT HURT!!!! ( Harry faints in pain from Percy's wedgie)

Kitty: one would think he could withstand a single wedgie. LET'S GIVE HIM A MAKEOVER!!!!!!!

Everyone: YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

April: awesome author powers, give me a princess makeover kit!

Leo: good job babe!

April: BLUSH BLUSH thanks, Leo!

Kitty: awwww!

May : let's give harry that makeover, now!

Kitty: WAIT!! LETS MAKE IT MORE TOURTUROUS BY LETTING HIM BE CONCIOUS!!!!

April: kk. Rennervate!( harry awakens)

May:(takes Harry's wand)

April: ( conjures a chair) have a seat for a while harry!

Harry: ok?(sits down)

Kitty: (jumps from behind to hold him down)

April: ( useing newfound charmspeak) please stay still, harry, so we can make you look pretty!

Harry: ( as if in a trance) whatever you say, mistress.

April: thank you harry! (Picks out a very pretty pink Greek style dress called a chinton and puts it on him)

Kitty: ( ties him to the chair in an untie able knot so they can free his hands for mani/pedis)

April: ( with charm speak) you can snap outta it now (snaps fingers, goes back to normal)

May: I know a spell for changing the appearance of a persons hair!

Kitty: use it! Please make him blonde!

May: okay! (mutters spell, harry becomes blonde)

Kitty: YES!!! Now, where is the pink, sparkly nail polish?

April: I have it!(tosses kitty the polish)

Kitty: I am gonna enchant it to do the nails by itself!(mutters spell, nail polish goes to work.)

May: DIBS ON DOING HIS MAKEUP!!!

April: fine.( tosses makeup)

May: YES!!!!! (starts applying lipstick)

April: I am gonna put on the jewelry!

(After the makeup is done and jewelry is on)

(April, Kitty, and May are arguing about how to do his hair)

April: just leave it down!

May: no, we should braid it.

Kitty: NO! Just dye it!!

April: but if we leave it down, we can CURL IT!

May: bloody

April: DON'T EVEN SAY THAT NAUGHTY WORD! GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU ALMOST SAID!!!!( may goes and sits in corner)

(1 second later)

April: you can come out, now!

May: sorry I almost said a bad word.

April: it is ok. Sorry I overreacted.

May: s'ok.

Kitty: let's insta curl Harry's hair.

April: ooooo I can do that!( snaps fingers)

Ginny: oooooo, pretty.

Kitty: guys, everyone else is back!

April: hey, guys! Like Harry's makeover?

Hermoine: that's harry?

Harry: yes, Moine, it is harry, and I can HEAR YOU, YA KNOW!!!!!!

Hermoine: sorry.

April: now, first in the ring, Peeta and katnip!!!!!!

Peeta and Katniss: crud.

Kitty: FIGHTERS, PREPARE. FIGHT!! ( Peeta and Katniss fly at each other)

April: let's watch in fast forward!

Kitty and may: Kk.

April: THE WINNER IS.......

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