DISCLAIMER:
Percy: oh no.
April: oh no what?
Percy you used my full name that is never good.
April:
Percy: APRIL OWNZ NO CHARACTERS BUT HERSELF!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!
WARNING, THIS CHAPTER IS EMOJI GRAPHIC!!!!!!!
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April: ok, unfortunately, there are no truths or dares this chapter.
All but April: HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!
April: BUT, Percy DOES get mortally embarrassed!!!
Percy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
April: Kitty, should we enlist the help of our good friend Laura?
Kitty: yes, of course!!!!!
( Laura appears riding a Pegasus)
Laura: you need me?
April: ( whispers plan to Laura, who develops her trademark evil grin)
April: FIRST, I DARE EVERYONE TO REMAIN CALM UNTIL THE END AND NOT INTERFERE!!!!!!
All kidnapped people: darn!
Kitty: ( charges Percy and executes a Superbowl worthy tackle)
Percy: ( screams like a little girl)
Leo: Percy screams like a little girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: ( who is also a magician, reaches into the Duat and pulls a makeover kit) Oooo, Neon and bright colors!!!!!my favorite!!!!!!
Percy
Laura: ok, Percy, do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?
Percy: EASY, EASY!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty: ok! ( rips Percy's belt off of his pants)
Percy: ( covers his boxers)
April: I would make him go shirtless, but it might tick off Annabeth!
Annabeth: I haven't seen percy shirtless in a while, MAKE HIM GO SHIRTLESS!
Percy: ANNABETH!!!!!!!!! NOT HELPING!!!!!!! EEP, COLD AIR!!!!!!
Kitty: LOL
Leo: And this is why I love April, people!!!
April: love you too, Leo!!!!
All except April and Leo: EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
April: ANYWAYS, Percy is getting a makeover!!!! I got a mini dress that won't look right unless I change Percy's figure, so I made him slightly thinner so he doesn't look horrible in the dress. ( pulls out a neon pink and lime green mini dress with the skirt of it layered, and all of it slightly sparkly, so it looks like it is from the 80's)
Percy: ( emits another girlish scream)
April: ( puts dress on Percy) That looks good on you, Percy! you should wear 80's dresses more often!!!
Percy: not funny, April!!
Kitty: May taught me that spell that changes people's hair!!!!! ( whispers spell and percy has wavy auburn hair a little past his shoulders.) much better!!!!
Laura: Oooooooo, percy has to wear neon pink heels!!!!! ( forces Percy into heels)
April: I do makeup!!!!!!( applies neon pink lipstick, eyeshadow, and blush and very thickly applies black eyeliner to make Percy look like he's an 80's chick)
Kitty: ( finds the jewelry and forces Percy to wear it by threatening to make him run around hogwarts in the outfit)
Laura: I have travelled through time to the 80's and know how to do 80's hairstyles! ( grabs a brush and teases up Percy's hair, then putting it up to add the perfect touch to it.)
April: again, this look really suits you, Percy!!!!!!
All except Percy:
April: I GOT A DARE, BUT IT DOESN'T APPLY TO LAURA, SO LAURA CAN GO!!!!
Laura: Okz!!!( Laura leaves)
April: ok, I dare everyone to watch me and Leo's make out session!!!! no vomit allowed!!!!!
Leo: Yet another reason why I love this girl!!!!!!
Kitty: can I at least make it a little funny???
April: fine. ( kitty do dis: on April's person,on feet, and her long, brunette hair was in pigtails, with over the hair bands, and on.)
Leo: I'm ok with this!!!!
April: ( A/N: I used that emoji because it actually is blushing)
Everyone else: LOL!!!!!!
April and Leo:
Everyone else: EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
April: ( breaks off) we should do that more often!!!
Leo: I agree!!!
April: ( gives Leo another kiss)
Leo:
April: now, who wants to meet their doom next???????
Hey, readers!!!! I got a suggestion to give percy a makeover from a reader, and I couldn't resist the chance to mortally embarrass Percy!!!! if you have suggestions, I'd LOVE to hear them!!!!!!!!!!
April the awesomely evil villain #2
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I have to do WHAT!!!! A game of truth or dare
Humorcome along for the adventure with characters from Percy Jackson, Harry potter, and Hunger games and their hostess, a.k.a kidnaper, April, for an embarrassing, hilarious, and just plain old strange game of truth or dare were revenge is served, truths...
