April: I should not have let you be in charge of this dare.
Missy: no. Because now, I will make it more torturous then ever! And your friends r coming. Oh, here they are! Hey kitty, may, and Alexandra! Come to watch?
Peeps: yep! What's the dare?
Missy: well, while the women are in their bikinis, the take a stroll through hogwarts and when they discover the first person that calls them hot, flirt with them in a " your wish is my command" way. Then the guys express their reactions and give said guys a piece of their minds!
April: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Missy: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April: drat, you beat me. I will( cut off by disappearing )
Kitty: I'll make it big screen!
( creates wall of animated live feed fog to watch)
April: oh, gosh, we're in the great hall and it's dinner time!
Annabeth: may as well do it.
( all strut through aisles of great hall)
Lee Jordan: hey, you, blondie! What's your name?
Annabeth: Annabeth. Why?
Lee: well, Annabeth, YOU SEXY!!!!!
Annabeth: ( in a flirty way) not as sexy as you! Your name is?
Lee: ( shocked) Jordan. Lee Jordan.
Annabeth:(twirling hair around finger in that way that drives guys crazy) well, you are soooooooo sexy.
Lee: well, Annabeth, let's walk for a while to get to know each other!
Annabeth: whatever you say, handsome!
( leave great hall)
Lee: Annabeth?
Annabeth: yes?
Lee: I love you. Please tell me you like me back
Annabeth: (suddenly worried) I do like you back.
Lee: yes!! Then please don't get mad at me.
Annabeth:(flirtatiously) why would I be mad at you?
Lee: cause I'm gonna kiss you
Annabeth: wha( cut off and you know why)
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Malfoy: who is that? HEY! BRUNETTE!
Kiley: what?
Malfoy: what's your name?
Kiley: why?
Malfoy: CAUSE YOU SMOKIN', BABE!
Kiley: (turning on her sexy factor) Kiley. Yours?
Malfoy: Malfoy. Kiley, like I said before, you are a smokin' babe
Kiley: you are totally hot
Malfoy: not as much as you!
Kiley: thanks, I know.
Malfoy: you got some spunk, to!
Kiley: I like you.
Malfoy: ( teasingly) hey! That's my line!
Kiley: sorry.
Malfoy: sweet, to. Let's chat in the corridor.
Kiley: (in a way that suggests she's in love) ok. If it's time alone with you.
Malfoy:( holds out arm)
Kiley: why thank you!
( in the corridor)
Malfoy: I need to do some thing, kiley.
Kiley: what?
Malfoy: this( pushes her against the wall & you know what happens next)
Malfoy: please don't be mad!
Kiley: you are to sexy for me to be mad at.
Malfoy: I love you, kiley!
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Cedric: hey, I heard a rumor that the girls in the bikinis are like " I'll obey your every wish" around guys! I'm gonna stop one and see if its true. But you gotta say they are sexy first.
Friend: cool!
Cedric: hey! You with the tan! Come here
April: yes?
Cedric: did you know that you are the sexiest girl in the room?
April:( bringing out inner charm and flirt) did you know you are the hottest guy in this room?
Cedric: what's your name cutie?
April: my name is April! Now, mr. Sexy, what's your name?
Cedric: my name is Cedric
April: cool
Cedric:let's further our talk in the hufflepuff common room
April: ( in a flirty tone) sure
( make their way to the common room)
Cedric: so, I have a question, April.
April: yes?
Cedric: if I asked you to kiss me in front of everyone in the great hall, would you?
April: (in a lovesick type of tone) anything for you.
Cedric: I love you, April! KISS ME
April: I don't know...( cut off by Cedric grabbing her and forcing her to do so)
Cedric: I thought you loved me!
April: I do! Really! It's just...
Cedric: THEN KISS ME!
April: fine! ( when he's moving in, April uses ninja skills to disappear behind him)
Cedric: where did you go!
April: behind you!
Cedric: turns around and , in a threatening tone says you let me have some fun with you or I will hurt everyone you love.
April:( starts crying)
Cedric: STOP CRYING!!!!!!! ( locks door to common room)
April: you don't have to do this!!
Cedric: SHUT UP!!! ( grabs her again) kiss. me. now.
April: fine! (Shoves him to the ground and kisses him)
April: I HATE YOU!!! IM LEAVING!!!
Cedric: sorry, April. You are locked in! I get to have more fun first.
April: nope! Snaps fingers and vanishes
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( all girls return to common room)
April: ( appears sobbing loudly and heavily)
Missy: April, do you want to see Leo?
April: (shakes head yes)
Missy: LEO VALDEZ!!!!!!!
Leo: yes? APRIL, what's wrong?
Kitty: the poor girl is traumatized, April, would you like Alexandra to come with you or no?
April: yes please
( April,Leo, and Alexandra leave)
Kitty: I guess I will take over for a while until April is feeling ok.
May: so, how did it go?
Annabeth: well, it was really akward
All other girls that participated: I know, right?
Missy: who did you guys have to flirt with?
Harry: I'll give a description of their characteristics and behavior patterns
Annabeth: lee
Harry: JORDAN?!?!?!?!
Annabeth: yes, him
Harry: OMG!!! LEE JORDAN IS BEST FRIENDS WITH FRED AND GEORGE!!!!! LOL!!!! ROFL!!!!!!
Fred and George; OMGIDMTOTGFLSHATFYITMMDMT!!!!!
May: what does that mean?
Fred and George: oh my gosh I dropped my taco on the ground from laughing so hard at this FYI that made me drop my taco. Seriously? You didn't know that?
Kitty & missy: tmi, dude.
Fred: how
George: so?
Percy: I am going to raid April's author powers to get truth potion so everyone can say what they feel about April. ( raids powers)
Fred: 1,
George: 2,
Fred: 3!!! (All drink potion)
Percy: I think April is awesome and cute
Rest of guys: ditto*
All girls: she's ok I guess.
Percy: ok, so, um any ideas on what to do?
Kitty: LET'S GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!!!!!!
Help! Running out of ideas! Send some!
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I have to do WHAT!!!! A game of truth or dare
Humorcome along for the adventure with characters from Percy Jackson, Harry potter, and Hunger games and their hostess, a.k.a kidnaper, April, for an embarrassing, hilarious, and just plain old strange game of truth or dare were revenge is served, truths...
