Disclaimer: I only own April. Nothing else. Laura belongs to hockey4ever101
April: guys, GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
Percy: kitty is coming back?
April: I wish, but nope!
Harry: may is coming back?
April: nope!
Ron: MINIONS HAVE INVADED?!?!?!?!
April: good idea, Ron! I'll remember that one for later! But I HAVE A NEW GUEST! INTRODUCING, THE GREAT THE WONDERFUL THE POWERFULL.... LAURA!!!!!!!!!
Laura: (appears in shower of rainbow sprinkles) hi guys!!!! I have dares! And truths, to! Well, more like mixed truths, but oh well! Percy first, truth or dare?
Percy: dare
Laura: swim to and hang out in your dads palace while wearing my little pony swim trunks!
Percy: oh, poo
Laura: bye-bye! Katniss, go act like a flirt with mr. Flickerman!
Katniss: is there anything else I can do?
Laura: well, you can kiss Leo!
April and Leo: HEY!!!
Katniss: I'm desperate,but not that desperate.
Laura: that's what I thought. Now, OFF WITH YOU!!!
Katniss: drat it.
Laura: peeta, while she is doing this, stab flickerman to death with a loaf of bread. That's right. BREAD.
Peeta: how does one.....(the sentence is lost to the mists of time because Laura sends him away)
April: lets watch on my awesome laptop that has voice memos, recordings of this whole game of truth or dare, and a feature that lets me watch everything at once so we can watch Percy and Katniss and peeta at the same time!!!!!
Laura: awesome!!!!
Harry: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME! WHY DIDNT WE DO THIS EARLIER?!?!?!?!?!?!
April: I didn't feel like it!
Ron: that's a valid reason, mate! sorry!
Harry: piffle!
Laura: Harry, truth or dare?
Harry: truth
Laura: sorry, wrong answer
Harry: truth!
Laura: sorry, that does not compute! I dare you to hit on all the girls in the great hall!
Harry: BUT I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Laura: well, there is one other thing you can do!
Harry: LET ME DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Laura: ok, if you insist!!!!( transports harry into room full of SERIOUS fangirls of him)
random fangirl: OMG!!!!!! HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!! KISS ME!(flings herself at him)
Harry: WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!
all 3000000 fangirls: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY POTTER!!!!!! ( surround harry and engulf him. he pops up every once in a while, but disappears quickly. one girl got lucky and pinned him to the ground)
Laura: I should probably bring him back, now!( snaps her fingers, and there is harry, CLEAN!)
Harry: what the heck, Laura! why did you do that to me? WHY?!?!?!
Laura: it's entertaining!
Harry: NOT TO ME!!!!!!!!!
Laura: moving on! Annabeth, you have a truth
Annabeth: wait, come again?!
Laura: Annabeth, you have a truth
Annabeth: ok, what is it?
Laura: who in this room, besides Percy, would you kiss?
Annabeth: I knew there was a catch! but ummmmmmmm, (in a very small voice) harry?
Harry: no comment
Laura: GO DO IT!!!!
Annabeth: WHY?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
Laura: part of the truth! NOW GO!
Annabeth: fine (smooches harry)
Laura: ok, Leo! who in this room, besides April, would you kiss?!?
Leo: ummmmmmmm, (in a very small voice) ginny?
Harry: again, no comment
April: no comment
Ginny: no comment
Laura: DO IT!!!! NOW!!!!!
Leo: ok, lady! geez! (smooches Ginny)
April: NINJA!!!!!!!(hits Ginny's pressure points and she passes out) there, I feel much better now.
Harry: are you gonna revive her?
April: yes. eventually!
Harry: fine
April: hey, Laura! got anything else?
Laura: nope
April: well, then, that's all for now! bye!
Hope you liked it! keep sending truths and dares!!!!
Also, this chapter is dedicated to Hockey4ever101 not only because she sent me truths and dares, but because she is part of my elite team of evil geniuses!! "WE DA AWESOMELY EVIL!!!!" she is awesomely evil villain #1, and because she is awesomely evil, I am dedicating this chapter to her!!!!!!!
April the awesomely evil villain #2 😈😈😈😇😇😇
P.S.: read hockey4ever101's truth or dare book! it is a great read!!!!!!
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I have to do WHAT!!!! A game of truth or dare
Humorcome along for the adventure with characters from Percy Jackson, Harry potter, and Hunger games and their hostess, a.k.a kidnaper, April, for an embarrassing, hilarious, and just plain old strange game of truth or dare were revenge is served, truths...
