Haaa °°°°°° Pete burst into Patrick's room, weilding nothing but a fuckboi type snapback and booty shorts.
"HELLO SMALL CREATURE" he screamed in Patrick's face, damn near covering him with saliva "I AM HERE TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPY"
Pete then turned around, showing Patrick what he'd had Ryan write on his back;
"DONT BE SAD, BECAUSE SAD BACKWARDS IS DAS, AND DAS NO GUD"
Patrick was shocked, this was his face:
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Patty boy, now magically healed due to Pete's display of affection, leaps out of bed into Pete's arms, and kisses him with a passion so deep, its almost Twenty Øne Piløts™
Pete, with Patrick on his hip, runs to find Ryan
When they do, they run to the nearest window, and jump out,, leaving the hospital forever.
And they all lived happily ever after on a small secluded island that Ryan and Brendon found when they went on that cruise to "get away from big city life" the end
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So obviously this was a crack update, I just wanted to get something in before the end of June (That is, in fact, a picture of me thx)
The next actualupdate should come before July 22nd. If it does not, I give you all permission to spray me with water.
