From Converse, To Kunai (Naruto fanfic) ~ Sequel to Gah! I wish I was a Ninja!

Chapter 16

*Yuki's POV*

Stupid, little duckbutt, waffle, pancake ugh!

Why the hell has he suddenly showed up and have a lovely chat with Kimiko?! I mean what?!

"Hey hottie! Why don't you come join us sweetheart?" Fish boy called to me and I sweat dropped.

"But fish boyyyyyy, we were fighting so well! Don't chat, fight bitch!" I shouted back and he rolled his eyes.

"You asked for it hottie!" He yelled and began swinging his sword at me.

"Hey!" Naruto shouted and he pulled his sword from the ground after I dodged it.

"What?!" He replied back and Naruto got his anger out.

"That's Zabuzas sword! What the hell are you doing with it?!" He growled and fish boy just twisted the sword around in his hand.

"Oh this? Good eye." He smirked and began fighting again.

"Naru channnnnn, this guys pissing me off, wanna take him out?!" I laughed as he nodded enthusiastically.

It wasn't long until we formed a plan and jumped into action. I took the right of him and 'Naruto' went left. Really that was a clone and Naruto was underground.

"Ready for your death?" I asked sweetly making him sweat drop and bring his sword up.

*Kimiko's POV*

Damnit Uchiha! Why the hell you stalking me! "I have come to retrieve you!" What the actual fuck is that supposed to mean! Fucking duckbutt!

"You know, remember that time you had a crush on me? Ah, well, let me tell you something." The ravenette started and before I knew it he had his arm slung round my shoulder and I felt his breath on my neck.

"Well, if you come with me, I'll tell you that I-" he began but I kneed him in the groin where that sun don't shine gurl! *snaps fingers sassily ;)*

He balled over and I laughed. "I'd rather not be touched by pervs thank you!" I stated and created hand signs.

"Fire style, fire dance jutsu!" I cried out and a wave of fire flowers danced around and flew towards Sasuke.

"You bitch!" He cursed before jumping up and dodging just in time as the fire created a huge crater in the ground.

"Oh dear, I'm much more then that!" I smirked and took out my favourite card, the joker.

"You wouldn't dare!" He shouted and I raised and eyebrow.

"Wouldn't I?" I smiled and blew the card into the air.

"Summoning Jutsu!" I cried and a joker the size of a house appeared with a massive axe with a picture of a joker on.

"Jesse! I missed you!" I jumped up onto his axe and ran up to his shoulder.

"Miss Kimiko, and how may I be of service?" He asked as I sat down on his shoulder and swung my legs back and forth.

"Well, you see that fish boy, duckbutt, redhead and blondie? Yeah, well take them out." I grinned and he nodded, the bells on his hat jingling.

"I'll take the redhead first." He announced and stepped towards, the wrong person '-.-

"Wrong girl! That's my sister!" I shouted a stop just in time as his axe was inches from Ryuua.