Red and Blue (Redvacktor x reader)

The stream

I drove home later that morning. I walked in and saw Jess, still in her black dress, passed out on the couch snoring. "Jess!" I call out to her.

She turns and looks at me with one eye open. "Blessing..BLESSING!" she hops up from the couch. "Where have you been! I'd tried calling you like ten times!" I look at my phone and see 'missed call from Queen Dork Jess' seven times. Oh crap.

"Oh, sorry! I was too tired to drive home so I crashed at Adam's place. I say as I plop down on a chair. Jess chuckles. "I'm surprised Red didn't drive you home."
"Well, I actually slept next to him last night, if that counts." I smirk.
Jess gasps. "OMG THATS SO ROMANTIC!"

I raise an eyebrow. "How's that romantic? We're not even dating."

Jess shrugs. "Oh, well, it's CUTE!"
"Oh whatever."
"And you know we have a stream to do in a couple hours, right?"

Oh fiddle sticks.

Couple hours laterrrrrr
"Hey guys! Welcome to the one million subscriber stream! First off I'd like to thank EVERYONE that sits here and listens to my rambling about life. And watch my terrible content. Hah, means a lot!"

"Ye." Jess says putting her thumbs up.

"Oh yea Jess is here too."

"Woot woot!" she yells.

"So today, we will AGAIN be playing MINECRAFT. As ya'll suggested it one million times. And feel free to join us because first we are going Sky Wars!"

"C'mon Jess, three more people!" I cheer as Jess attempts to kill the last three people on Sky Wars. I was out on the first three minutes. Sigh.

"NOOOOOOO!" she yells.

"Warning to all who are watching this on headphones!" I cackle as I re-adjust my headset.

"I was TWO more away!" Jess sobbed. "There there, it'll be ok." I said holding in my laughter.

"Ok, while we are playing death run, we are accepting SKYPE CALLS! Whoever wishes to come."

A couple minutes setting up skype
"Hello who is this?"
"Hi, I'm Ammie."
"Hello Ammie! How are you?"
"I'm doing good, I'm a really big fan."
"Aww thanks! Is there any questions you would like to ask me?"
"Um..what is your favorite fruit?"
"Hm..that's a tough one! I'd say apples!"

*wink wink*

"Hello who is this?"
"This is Sir Butt Butt from the Butt kingdom!"
"Oh my gosh.."

The chat starts rolling in. "IS THAT MAX!" or "OMG ITS MITZHAN!"

"Well Mr. Butt Butt, is there a question you would like to ask?"
"Well, Ms. Blue, do you like macaroni?"
"Well sure dee doo I do!"
"That is lovely, Sir Butt Butt likes you."
"Ok, goodbye Sir Butt Butt."

"Hello, who is this?"
"This is club IIIICE!"
"REALLY.."
"Oh yasssss. Would you like to join?"
"No.."
"Oh.."

Then I get a call from.. you know who.

"Hello, who is this?"
"APPLE APPLE APPLE APPLE!"
"Hello Apple."
"HAHA! Hi! Big fan!"
"Aww, thanks Apple!"
"HAHAHAHA-!"
"APPLE!" I hear someone say. Barney.
"W-what, Barney!" Apple responded.
"What's are youz doing?" Barney asks.
"I'm talking to pretty Blue!" Apple remarked.

The chat said. 'Are you guys dating?!'
or..'whaaaaaaat'

"We gots to gos, say goodbyes to your girlfriend."
"Bye bye, Blue!"
I chuckle. "Bye, Apple."

"Hello, who's this?"
"This is Jennifer."
"Hello Jennifer! How are you?"
"I'm good. And can I ask you something?"
"Sure go right on ahead!"
"Are you and Red dating?"

My face goes..you know..red.

"Hm?"
"Oh, no. We're just really good friends."
"You two really should!"

And here the shipping began.
Red and Blue
Blue x Red