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ThunderClan... ThunderClan... ThunderClan... ding! ThunderClan... The first clan we ever hear about in the whole entire series. This clan... It's ruined. All because of a cat named... Firestar! But I'll rant about him later. First of all, letting a kittypet into the clan. ding! And you guys already know about that. Next, riverclanxthunderclan. ding! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH RIVERCLAN AND THUNDERCLAN AND MATES AND KITS?! Oakheart and Bluestar, Graystripe and Silverstram, the Mapleshade thingy and more! And then come on, ThunderClan shouldn't be called ThunderClan anymore, it should be called ClanForAllCatsClan! ding! ThunderClan has SO much mixed blood! RiverClan, ShadowClan, WindClan, FRIGGIN SkyClan! Loners, rogues, kittypets, FLIPPIN TRIBE CATS!!! And then what about cats outside clans who join and don't change their name?! ding! Brook, Millie, Daisy, Purdy, and MOAR! Like what happened to not being aloud to have a paw in both worlds? And then the meeting up with cats in secret thing! ding! Lionblaze and Heathertail, Leafpool and Crowfeather, Dovewing and freaking Tigerheart I think or what's his face! LIKE COME ON! And then you have Firestar! ding! Firestar is a sin himself. And then Millie. ding! Millie is like Firestar, a sin herself. AND OTHER CATS! Just... Ima stop. PRETTY MUCH! Wait! And also like every single arc is in the perspective of a ThunderClan cat! ding! LIKE MOST PROTAGONISTS ARE TC CATS! WAT WAI!!! And then most protagonists are related to Firestar! ding! Power of three! ding! Dovewing and Ivypool! ding! Squirrelflight and Leafpool! ding! Alderpaw and others! ding! ding! I'll stop here, BUT ITS TRUE! ThunderClan... Is ruined!

Total Sins: 14

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