Don't Mess with Curses

Black Eyes in the Closet and the Terror of Chicken Nuggets

Keep following the cipher hunt! And to all the hunters and clue solvers out there good luck and know that we're rooting for ya. I wonder what Alex must be thinking during all this. 

Also all my fellow flock members/ fans of Maximum Ride we're getting a move! Begin freaking out now!

And to my fellow Potterheads HARRY POTTER AND THE CURSED CHILD IS OUT!

Stirlingites/ Lindsey Stirling fans, Brave Enough is coming soon!

Ford's pov 

           "Wait what?" Mabel asked after I said that Bill had shoved that dang water down my throat. 

           "Yeah," agreed Dipper, "You car just say something like that and just not give an explanation or even elaboration."

            "Context, context!" Wendy said hitting the tabel that we were all circled around.

           "Well after we got back here from town, Bill and I got in a fight. I was trying to get him to eat-"

            "You were forcing it into my mouth!" Bill chimed in. 

            "Well, I wouldn't have to if you would've just-" 

             "Ok, just get on with it," Dipper said. 

              "Well, after he wouldn't eat, yes I did try to force him to eat it. So then we started fighting. In the process he took a glass of water left on the table and dumped it down my throat while I was yelling at him." Granted I simplified it down a bit and left out the blood and details.

                "It was fun and almost chaotic," Bill said with a creepy smile, "And bonus, he choked."

                "Well Ford, sorry but you're now cursed," Dipper said as if I didn't actually know. 

                "Yep, welcome to freakvill, population, all of Gravity Falls and now you," Wendy said.

                "Well, you two feed him. Dipper, with me," I said getting up and walking into the gift shop.

                "Lucky you two, time with good ol' Billy," Bill said overly dramatically and with a fake and cheesy smile. 

                 "Save me," Mabel said with wide eyes to Dipper. 

                 "It's ok Mabes, we'll just feed him the worst food we got," Wendy said with a wicked smile showing all of her sharp canines.

                 "Yeah, I think we still have some of those old moldy leftovers," Mabel said agreeing. Bill gulped and went white. 

                   "Now Dipper, what I am about to ask you is very important," I said when we were out of earshot.

                    "What?"

                     "When you turned into a cervitaur was it like your actual legs turned into these, or was it like they were suddenly swapped? The reason I ask is if they were swapped, they it might be possible-" 

                      "No! Have a shred of mercy!" Bill cut in from they other room followed by a scream of agony. 

                      "Yesh, what are they doing in there?" Dipper asked looking past me and into the kitchen.

                      "Hey, hey, important question over here." I snapped my fingers to get his attention.

                      "Oh, right, um, Mabel would be a better person to ask actually."