Chapter 6- Ehh?

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HEY GUYS SORRY IVE BEEN SO BUSY!! ENJOY~!

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(Ziggy's POV)

She likes me too!! Gahh!! Aadkfjskfjalkdjfalkj! Best moment of my young life!!

My heart was pounding so hard I was surprised that she couldn't heart it. If she did, she showed no sign of acknowledgment.

I just can't hide my smile! I'm going crazy for my lady! I need a doctah babeh!! Ok calm down man, you need to act cool. Cool. Cool! Just do it me!!! Arg! Feelings!

I shook my head and tried hiding my smile. I looked over at my lovely girlfriend and sighed.

She is just so perfect. I just. Ughghgh. 

She caught me looking at her and gave me a weird look.

"Hey absurd pony! You should look at your face right now. It's priceless. How absurd!!"

What's up with the british accent?! Babe you crazy!

I turned to a mirror on the opposite wall and froze. When I tried to hide my smile, I ended up looking like the joker with too much caffeine. I burst out laughing. I looked so ridiculous. Apparently Liz thought so too.

"Haha ridiculous pony!!"

"Why a pony though? I look more like the joker- without makeup!! He is way more awesomer!"

"Your grammar is awful and I like ponies! Especially the pink ones with wings!"

"Good for you!! Can we stop yelling now!!?"

"Nooooo!! It's our destiny!"

"No it's not!"

"How do you know!?"

"Let's ask Luke to see if he knows?"

"How does he know everything?"

"He's a magical-almost-extinct-species-man!!"

"Wow! I can't wait to meet him! Does he have any ponies??"

"...no idea..."

I never thought to ask him if he had any pets... some friend I am... well I've technically never been to his house before since he's always come to my place... hmmm. AHA! I should text him. Right when I was about to pull out my phone, my angel was yelling again.

"Did I say you could stop yelling?! Noooo!! You fool of a man-who-is-so-hott! You hottie you!!

This girl is confusing the heck out of me!!

"What is all this yelling going to prove?!?"

"That we are lovy-dovy!"

"That doesn't make any sense!! My feelings for you are genuine without all this screaming of affection!!!"

She paused and looked to the ground, blushing. She glanced up at me and her eyes kept darting up at me and back down to the ground.

"R-r-r-reallly?"

She was so cute and adorable when she stuttered that I was nervous again and stuttered back.

"Y-y-yes d-dear. Haha you have q-quite an i-interesting thought p-process."

I looked away, scrunched my eyes and bit my lip.

Why does she have to be so darn cute?

"You know what?!? Oh, sorry Ziggy... I think we should call Luke now to see what was going on with all of your twitching before."

"It's ok!! And yes babe, I'll text him now."

"Why don't you just call him?"

"Cause it's not manly."

She gave me a sidewards glance looking confused.

"Ok... manly man text him then!!"

I drew out my phone with a flurish.

"Ok! I'm gunna!!"

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[Hey Luke dude, I need to c u asap. text me bak]

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Liz looked over my shoulder- wait- oh ok, she's standing on the table.

"Dude!! You have awful spelling."

"It was intentional babe."

She beckoned me to come closer like she wanted to whisper something. So I put my ear to her mouth.

"Merrrrr!!!"

I cringed backwards and tripped on- how did a fluffy bunny stuffed animal get here??

Arg! Curse the boss's taste for cute things!!!

Grumbling, I got back up and threw the soft and fluffy mess near Liz. Her eyes trailed it with- should I say- hunger? Covet?

I guess she's like the boss apart from her being dramatic... and its wearing off on me... great...

"What was that for?!"

"For being a ridiculous pony!"

I chuckled when she began to prance around the room like a pony... giiiiirlfrieeend, you got it bad... not sure what it is you got, but you got it bad... oh gosh, now i sound like a chick... eww I feel sick...

I looked up at the ceiling and bellowed.

"Give me back my manliness!!"

I was gripping too hard on my shirt and accidentally tore it in half.

Oops, too much wrist.

"You know, before we leave, we should come up with an excuse to why we are not here anymore if my boss finds out your gone again."

"Yeah yeah, so who is the name of this boss?"

Her voice sounded shaky and nervous.

My poor sweetheart! Don't cry!!

"Lucretia Demonia."

Her face paled, her eyes watered a little, and she whispered.

"I was right?!"

Right about what?

I heard my phone go off and saw that Luke had returned my text.

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[Dude, your on. Follow my instructions carefully or you won't be able to find me.]

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I turned to Liz and growled.

Ehhh??? Why did I growl??? Argh so many questions for Luke...

Liz stepped forward, glanced at the message and confidentally

"We got this. We go!!"

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HEY GUYS! OMG, ALMOST TIME TO MEET LUKE!! ANOTHER HOTTIE!!

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