Y: have you seen that new picture of you shirtless...OH MY HEAVEN ASH!
A: What are you talking about, babe? x
Y: *Sends photo of him shirtless.*
A: Oh, you like seeing me shirtless? ;) x
Y: Ash...Who wouldn't want to see you shirtless.
A: Calum...
Y: HEY! your mine. Calum can go have a threesome with Luke and Michael.
A: WOW. y/N that hurt...
Y: OMG!! Sorry Cal.
