L: Hey dude, I need to tell you something really serious. Please don't be mad ok?
M: Sure, wats up?
L: I had sex with Y/N last weekend. I'm really sorry man, HONEST
M: I know she already told me. we're cool.
L: really?
M: well when she told me how small your dick is and how you cried when it was over. I was laughing so hard that I just couldn't stay mad at you XD.
L: ....
