Y: Hey
M: why are you talking to me? We broke up remember?
Y: Yes I remember but because I wrote you a song wanna hear it?
M: Sure.!
Y: Enie Meni myni mmo cought you cheating with that hoe, tried to lie right to face, think again you've been replaced.
M: By who?!
Y: Lets just say his name starts with a C and ends with a M and he's your best friend.
M: CALUM!!! YOUR DATING CALUM!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DATE HIM?!
Y: Yes, I'm dating Calum and because he's hotter than you.
