Y: I'm sad.
A: Who's this?
Y: I'm y/n
Y: you don't know me, don't worry. I just picked a random number to text
A: oh
A: Well hi y/n, i'm Ashton and i'm sorry to hear that you're sad.
Y: Ashton? So there's a large chance that you're 40 years old
A: I guess this is your lucky night because i'm only 22
A: unless you're like 40
