Scaring the Guards

2. Monsters on a Plane

When last we left the Terrible Trio, they had just caught a flight to London, in their mission to scare the Buckingham Palace Guards. And that basically brings you back up to speed so on with the story...

About 30 minutes into the flight, Werewolf decided she needed a drink so she ordered one. Unfortunately however, a potion of unknown substance had been smuggled aboard the plane by a wannabe wizard who happened to work in a chemistry lab. But being totally clumsy, the vial had dropped out of his pants and into the kitchen thingy area where the flight attendants handle all the food and drinks. The flight attendant that was working on Werewolf's drink saw the vial just randomly laying around and picked it up, but then she was distracted by the latest gossip and accidentally emptied the contents into Werewolf's drink.

Meanwhile, Mummy happened to be seated next to a lovely young lady who introduced herself as Vampira.

"So are you like a Vampire or something?" Mummy asked her.

"Yeah... kinda..." she said, "But if you tell anyone I will drink you empty within 10 seconds."

Mummy laughed...

"Lady, I'm a Mummy; the only thing you'll be sucking out of me is balming fluid that's about 20 years past its expiration date."

The young lady laughed... most delightfully too Mummy added mentally.

"Your drink ma'am." the flight attendant said as she gave Werewolf her drink.

"Why thank you," Werewolf replied, "Now run along before I might accidentally bite you."

Zombie chuckled as the flight attendant ran off a little faster than needed.

Werewolf took a sip...

"Tastes funny," she said, "I wonder if they make drinks differently up here."

She finished the rest of the drink in one unladylike gulp.

"Now I feel funny," Werewolf continued.

Suddenly, and with quite a puff of smoke I must add, Werewolf turned into a Dragon.

"Holy mad cow's disease!!!" Zombie yelled, freaking out completely.

As Dragon (as we should now call Werewolf) admired her new look, Zombie was so upset that she got a terribly bad case of the munchies. She followed a flight attendant to a secluded part of the plane and then ate her whole. Unfortunatly, the air marshall caught her as she tried to flush the bones down the toilet. He drew his gun on Zombie but then Dragon appeared out of nowhere and breathed the gun to a small and sorry pile of ashes. However, the passengers decided to side with the air marshall and started to gang up on the two horrory ladies.

Mummy sensed something was wrong so he reluctantly excused himself from Vampira and went to see what was going on. Seeing his horrory companions in trouble, he blasted the passengers aside with a flow of hot sand and joined them. But it was obvious that they would never make it to the airport in one piece so Mummy coughed up a bunch of scarabs who chewed the door open as he and Zombie got on Dragon's back. When the door opened, Dragon jumped out into the cloudy skies. She didn't have any experience with flying, and she had 2 passengers on board, so she only managed to glide ever further down. Luckily enough, they had already crossed the Atlantic so the Terrible Trio was able to land rather safely in Ireland...