Scaring the Guards

4. Dr. Ruskenstein's Teleporter

So on their mission to scare the Buckingham Palace Guards, the Terrible Trio ends up in Ireland, almost lands into the wrong story (oops), gets attacked by a bunch of leprichauns, and is taken in by Dr.Ruskenstein, who seems to know Mummy.

"So what brings you to Ireland these days?"

"Oh we're just on a mission to scare the Buckingham Palace Guards." Mummy said.

"So how did you end up here?" the Doctor asked.

"Zombie got us kicked off the plane..." Dragon remarked.

"Well I'm sorry that I ate a person. I was stress eating... because I got really upset... because Werewolf turned into a friggin Dragon!!!"

"Yikes..." the Doctor said.

"I'll say!"

"So how do you plan on getting to London now?" the Doctor asked.

"No idea," Mummy said, "we could fly on Dragon's back..."

"OVER MY DEAD BODY" Dragon yelled, "You guys are super heavy, and I'm still not used to flying!"

"You know, I have something that might help..." the Doctor suggested.

"Like what?"

"Like a badass spaceship... (dammit I did it again!!! Scratch that sentence!)

"Like a badass new teleporter I just built to transport my rebel pirates to anywhere on the planet... saves me travelling time."

"Sound neat," Mummy said, "Does it work?"

"No idea, I haven't actually tested it with live test subjects yet."

"As good a shot as any," Zombie said, "I'm not alive to begin with." She laughed.

"But I am!" Dragon said.

"No worries," Mummy said, "I'm sure it'll be okay."

"Fine," Dragon sputtered, "But if I die because of this, I'm coming back to haunt you."

"Deal!" Mummy concluded.

That night, the Terrible Trio stayed with Dr.Ruskenstein, telling the whole story of how they had ended up in Ireland, as well as some other stories of how they had scared the whole world. And the Doctor shared some hilarious stories as well. For the first time in a long while, there was a party in the lonely tower again. Nobody slept until well into the wee hours. As the tower fell silent, a bat flew by...