Short recap: on their mission to scare the Buckingham Palace Guards, Werewolf accidentally turned into a Dragon, Mummy met a Vampire, and Zombie ate a flight attendant which caused the Terrible Trio to get kicked off the plane. Now they're in Ireland.
After walking through the green Irish hills for a few hours (and passing a house with a happy looking man standing on the balcony... oops wrong story sorrynotsorry), the Terrible Trio stumbled upon the lonely tower of the infamous Dr.Ruskenstein, who lived in relative solitude as she built her army of rebel pirates in preparation of taking over the world someday. However, before they even managed to knock on the door, they were pounced by a horde of leprichauns...
*inserts a 10 minute laughing break here*
...who tried to arrest them for attempting to disturb the Doctor's peace. Zombie bit a few of them, Dragon turned a few to ashes, and Mummy broke down into a puddle of quicksand which got rid of the remaining leprichauns.
"Well that was tasty," he said as Zombie looked on jealously before munching on her own midgety victims.
Suddenly the door opened.
"Who dares disturb my hard work and eat my poor leprichauns???"
Dr.Ruskenstein came out carrying a flame thrower, ready to brutally incinerate anyone who dared attack her.
"Give it up Doc, it's just us," Mummy said.
"Mummy?!" the Doctor said, "Is that you? No way, it's been so long!"
"I missed you too Doc," he replied.
"Wait you 2 know each other?" Zombie asked in surprise.
"Yeah, from before I met you 2," Mummy said. "I gave her the idea to build a rebel pirate army."
"Did not!" the Doctor retorted.
"Sure did," Mummy said, "You just wanted to do something with pirates! I made it awesomer by telling you to make them rebel pirates."
"Oh please!"
"Tell me I'm wrong!"
Dr.Ruskenstein started laughing.
"Just come in already, the draft is chilling up my tower."
As the Terrible Trio entered she asked.
"So what brings you to Ireland these days?"
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Scaring the Guards
HumorAn awesomely crazy story that me and one of my bestest friends came up with a while back. Just thought I'd post it here for laughs. It's about a trio of horrory beings that are out to scare the last people in the world who haven't been scared by th...
