Patrice got home after the worst day to find out her damn cat fucking shit every where. She got a call from her sister saying she needed patrice to babysit her niece beatrice
(A.N. bc patrice would be the best babysitter smh)
Patrice didn't really want to babysit but her sister probably needed it so she accepted and gathered some ideas for what her and beatrice should do, beatrice was 9 years young and she was and petty bitch thought patrice. But she was family so it's okay.
The next morning patrice's sister dropped off beatrice at 8:00am. It was too motherfucking early thought patrice. Beatrice was a little shy and patrice thought this was part of her game. "So where do you wanna go today?" Patrice asked thinking she was gonna ask to go to a bunch of expensive places "um I don't care anythings fine with me" beatrice responded quietly "how about we go to the mall and maybe a movie" patrice said 'maybe if I give her what she wants she will be nice' thought patrice, "um alright, laser tag would be fun if you wanted" beatrice said 'the fuck??? What kinda game was she playing' patrice though. They went to the movie theater and saw a
Movie and we're going to go to McDonald's for lunch, patrice thought she'd treat beatrice. Patrice was super hungry for some fucking reason and beatrice had to give some of her chicken nuggets to patrice. They were headed to the mall right after lunch when patrice got pulled over by the fucking police for speeding, beatrice took notes on what not to do when she can drive.
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Patrice Is Not Having It
HumorIt was a beautiful day But shit went down hill for patrice. Every one was saying "what a beautiful day" but patrice was saying "fuck you". Patrice believes that for every person having a wonderful day there has to be someone have the worst fuckin...
