1. Ask him his gender.
2. Even when he says 'male' continue to say he is female.
3. Call him your wife.
4. Hit him with a fish.
5. When he asks why you hit him with a fish, tell him it is the traditional way of finding a partner in Finland.
6. Support SuFin.
7. Ask why he doesn't love Sweden.
8. Ask how long he has been married to Sweden.
9. Poke his face while singing "Poker face" by Lady GaGa.
10. Tell him saunas are for wimps.
11. Stare at him for no reason.
12. Tell him Santa is not real.
13. Drink all his vodka.
14. Replace his vodka with water.
15. When he asks what happened to his vodka, blame it on the cat.
16. Point out that he is short.
17. Ask him why Finnish isn't like Swedish, Norwegian or Danish.
18. Tell him you find it cute that one of his languages is Swedish.
19. Talk about Russia.
20. Tell him he is not good at coming up with names.
