1. Insult his tea/cooking.
2. Speak French.
3. Say 'learned' instead of 'learnt'.
4. Tell him that unicorns are just colorful horses with ice cream cones on their head.
5. Touch his eyebrows.
6. Say his eyebrows look like fluffy caterpillars.
7. Call the British football soccer.
8. Randomly scream in his face.
9. Stare at him like he has three eyes until he screams at you.
10. Call him a punk.
11. Call him random nicknames like 'butt-munch'.
12. Insist that he watches 'uni-porn' or unicorns doing porn.
13. Ask if Tinkerbelle is his friend.
14. Ask what drugs he's on to see his fairy friends.
15. Insist that he is a pedophile.
16. Say that France is an example of a perfect gentleman.
17. Tell him Sealand is a country.
18. Repeat his name over and over until he walks away.
19. When he starts talking, keep yelling "WHAT?" until he gets frustrated.
20. Say that the Irish (or the American and French) have better food.
21. Poke him repeatedly.
22. Brag about how awesome you are.
23. Get into a fight with America over who's more heroic in front of him.
24. Tell him that he's no longer an empire.
25. Ask him to wear a bikini.
26. Show him your 'new' bird imitations.
27. With every question he asks you, promptly reply with "Would you like some fries with that?"
28. Insist that coffee is better than tea.
29. Insult the Queen/King.
