1. Ask why his name is "Iceland".
2. Ask him why his name is not "Greenland".
3. Come to the conclusion that if Iceland really is green, then it must be summer year round.
4. Ask him where Lazy Town is located in Iceland.
5. Ask him to speak Icelandic.
6. Point out that he is Norway's little brother.
7. Ask if he owns a swan dress like Bjӧrk's.
8. Tell him you like his accent.
9. Call him 'adorable'.
10. Tell him he's cute when embarrassed.
11. Say that liquorice is gross.
12. When he asks if you are finished say "No, I'm Swedish-d!"
13. Sing "Ice Ice Baby" every time he walks into the room.
14. Tell him his food is odd.
15. Ask him for a kiss every time you see him.
16. Always make sure you are physically touching him.
17. Fallow him everywhere (even into the bathroom.)
18. When he asks what you are doing, say "just some observation."
19. Ask if it's cold in Iceland.
20. Ask where babies come from.
