Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 2

*Hey readers! First I want to thank the two people that voted and my friend read it and told me to write more... so I added someone *new* her names Sydney and she's another friend of mine. And of course you already know I don't use our real names. The list isn't as long because I wanted the story to be longer. Sorry this isn't my best work, please comment on some idea's!*

Hannah and Emmet's list of things not to do!

*Thanks again Emmet*

1. Don't sew Bella's clothing together.

2. Just don't touch the sewing kit.

3. You know who we're talking about. And if you act like you don't, Hannah!

4. The wall is not a large canvas you can paint upon. No wall in the house is one...Guys!

5. Emmet, you look nothing like Harry Potter.

6. Aro is not Lord Voldemort and sending an e-card to him doesn't help our position in their books.

7. Covering Edward's car with sticky notes is not cool. Both of you!

8. Or any car.

9. Optical Illusions are not portals that lead into other worlds. Don't spend hours staring into one.

10. Don't smear mayo on the counter and say its fun. Emmet!

11. Don't seduce girls to come to our home and lock them in the basement.

12. We'll kick you out it you do it again. EMMET!

13. Sword fighting with plastic swords is not allowed, you wrecked Esme's painting.

14. It was expensive.

15. Emmet! Don't jump around until Alice predicts a thunder storm will come to play baseball.

16. Stealing the baseball, and laughing maniacally is weird enough.

17. Don't spray the spray on bandages onto the windows of Bella's Ferrari.

18. Emmet! Don't try to play Edward's piano.

19. You're just hurting you ego.

20. Putting a vacuum to Jasper's hair, it not funny. Just because Edward's hair isn't long enough.

21. Both of you!

22. Foam soap is not used for fake mustaches.

23. Or wigs.

24. Both of you!

25. Don't to holograms of furniture so people fall right through them.

26. And again: DON'T DESTROY THE LIST!

"I'm here!" Sydney called when she pulled in with her Jaguar. Choruses of "Sydney's" were heard. "Hey guys!" she smiled "Where's Hannah and Jocelyn?" and added "And Rose and Em?"  

"Yeah, um...sword fighting" 

"Rose and Jocelyn?"  

"Emmet and Hannah." 

"The where are they? I want to say hi" 

"London." 

"London! What happened?" she raised and eyebrow. Something she couldn't do as a human. "Well it's a long story~" Edward began but Alice cut him off "They're coming back!" everyone froze "Clear the house!" Sydney yelled and shot into the house leaving her car door open. Nessie shut it and ran after her as well as everyone else. In a couple of minutes anything breakable was stored in the basement, just as the red Ferrari pulled up. Hannah was singing to 'Saltwater Room' by Owl City:

"~time together isn't ever quite enough, when you and I are alone, 

I've never felt so at home, 

What will it take to make or break this hint of love? 

Only time, 

Only time~ Sydney!" she called, pulling the earphones out of her ears and ran to hug her, Jocelyn came out to hug her too. "How was Paris?" they asked "Great!" she said "I went shopping!"  

"Typical Sydney" Jocelyn said "Good job!" Alice beamed "Hey, Sydney" Emmet punched her shoulder "Hi! How are you?" Rosalie gushed and hugged her. "I smell saw dust" Hannah said and turned to Esme eyebrow raised "Renovating?"  

"Just moving things around" she smiled and she grinned back.

Sydney's P.O.V  

"So?" I said to Jocelyn "Want to see what I got?"  

"Sure" she answered and we were off.

Emmet P.O.V 

"In for a game of hid-and-seek tag?" I asked everybody "Well, none of the furniture is in the house, same with the paintings" Esme ticked each off her fingers "Well...I guess it wouldn't hurt" she said and Alice beamed. This is going to go well. "Who's going to be it?" Hannah asked "Me!" I said and I went to count...

"998, 999, 1000! Ready or not here I come!" I called, no one answered and I crept silently into Sydney's room "GOTCHA!" I yelled and Sydney and Jocelyn shrieked "Woops" I said and slipped out before pillows came after me. I heard a rustle behind me and I whipped around to see Hannah creeping out of the top cabinet "AH HA!" I shouted and dived for her "Bad move!" she called and was gone "Wha~" she was suddenly beside me "Told you it was a bad move" she said and I heard another rustle near the window. And I tried to grab Hannah but she danced out of my reach nearer and nearer to the window. I launched myself at her someone grabbed me and threw me out the back window. I landed in the pool, to make a humongous splash!

Hannah's P.O.V 

I high fived Edward and doubled over laughing. I heard a growl from the pool. Ran to find another hiding spot. Good spot spotted: Sydney's room. I ran in a slipped under the bed and spat our dust. "Sydney!" I called "Hmm?" she asked "Get a Swiffer! It's filthy under here"  

"Whatever Hannah" she said and said to Jocelyn "Do you think this skirt would go with this white top or the blue one?" and Jocelyn answering "Obviously the blue, it's a white skirt"  

"Yeah, I guess that was pretty obvious"  

"HANNAH!" Emmet's voice vibrated the house "Hid me" I squeaked and slid into Sydney's storage cupboard.

Jocelyn's P.O.V 

Emmet burst into the room, dripping wet. "What happened to you?" I said between giggles "Ha, ha very funny" he said "Edwards pushed me into the pool!" he growled "Then why are you mad at Hannah?" Sydney asked "She told him to!" he growled and we fell down laughing all over again. "It's really not that funny!" he said and ran off to find the others. "Is he gone?" Hannah asked "Yeah" I said and she slipped out of the cupboard, brushing dust off her shirt. "Ha, ha!" came Emmet's cry of victory "Ok you caught me, it's not like you won the lottery" Edward said. He caught Edward, the fastest vampire in our family. We all started laughing; Hannah doubled over and couldn't move. Emmet ran in, Edward following, and rolled his eyes at Hannah. "Give me 10 seconds" she gasped and collapsed in laughter again. "What?" Emmet asked "She laughing because you caught me" Edward answered "What's so funny about catching you?" he asked "The fact that you actually caught him" Hannah got out between spasms of laughter. "The fastest vampire around, caught by the strongest" I imitated holding a microphone. The whole family pilled in "seriously Emmet?" Jasper asked "How long does it take you to find at least two more vampires?" he added, and then he saw Hannah. "What~oh" he said when Edward explained it "How'd he catch you?" Hannah asked Edward "Hey chained me to your bookshelf" he said and she yelped flitting out of the room. "Well" Rose said "This is the end of the game; none of us want to play anymore. Who's going to help put the furniture back?" silence greeted her statement and then me and Hannah called out "Fine."

It took only twenty minutes to get everything back to order, Esme wasn't there but found us and helped. Hannah had disappeared somewhere after we moved all the furniture up. "Finally quiet" Jasper said and flopped onto a chair and fell right through it "What the~" he said and we heard loud booming laughter along with another laughing "HANNAH! EMMET!" Jasper yelled and ran after them...