Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 8

*This isn't the best idea I had but-ah well-just enjoy it. Please?*

Hannah and Emmet's list of things they are not allowed to do!

*I'm not going to comment, it's just-I don't know*

1. Why am I bothering to make this list?

*You're stupid?*

2. Oh I know-don't insult anyone.

3. Just because Jacob destroyed the house doesn't mean he's our servant now because he's helping fix the house.

4. Never try to reenact the movie: Sherlock Holmes and pretend a lamp is Rachel McAdams.

5. So not cool when Charlie or anyone comes over.

6. Emmet, this was for you and only you!

7. Hannah! A fake gun is not used to scare poor Mike!

8. Or anything that'll freak, scares, or mentally damages him.

9. Or physically either!

10. Don't make origami balloons and throw them out the window hoping they will catch the winds and fly away.

11. The excuse "They won't hurt turtles" won't get anyone off the hook.

12. Hannah! You know who you are, Emmet can't do origami.

13. Don't take cleaning fluids and spray them down Jacob's back.

14. That was for both of you!

15. Emmet! Never stand at a bus stop for four hours and every time the bus stops and asks if you're coming on reply: "I'm waiting for a pearly white unicorn to carry me off into the sunset"

16. Last time someone called the police.

17. Hannah! Never, and I'm serious, throw a chair down the stairs and laugh hysterically when it hits the wall and run for it.

18. And don't start randomly screaming "STALKER!" when Edward walks by.

19. And don't yell "The fat guy's coming! The fat guy's coming!" when Edward walks by, in a public place!

20. The kitchen sink is used for washing hands or dishes, not used to spray people when they walk by.

21. Don't tell Sydney, Hannah, and Jocelyn that he doesn't want to be in the same university as them.

22. Then don't after they say that you aren't going to university start sobbing and yell: "I thought I was smart!"

23. You are a vampire.

24. You don't change.

25. You are stuck where you are, as a teenaged boy.

26. In high school!

27. Don't ask Charlie if Sue Clearwater was over lately.

28. I'm really not going to bother talking-er writing anymore.

29. I really don't care if you destroy this.

30. I'm mean I really don't care-

Hannah and Jocelyn were walking up the driveway to the Cullen house, "Jocelyn?" 

"What?" 

"Remember when we were in sixth grade when I told you about that dream?" 

"What dream?" 

"You know, I'm standing in the middle of a dark rode and a man comes in a red car and he honks his horn at it says: Hello, hello, cookie monster!"