Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 11

*Hey guys! It's been a long time, trying to keep up as best as I can, which isn't so good, I got writers block at the finishing sentence of Water Tight (the first part...) and I'm really sorry! I keep messing up Epilogue and Prologue...I even removed the > Prologue which said Epilogue and reposted it with some minor fixes, and number 10 of the lists says Epilogue...just ignored that please? So here's the 11th and everyone's happy! I think. But, this shows how much of a noob I am, say if I start writing Sydney's P.O.V and accidently I switch my Hannah's! So I hope you guys like it!*

Hannah and Emmet's list of thing they are not allowed to do!

*Hannah, Emmet this has gone too far-*

1. Rubber bands are not used as ammo!

2. Especially not to give Mike a black eye!

*Twice in one eye! Whoop!*

3. We do not use pocket knives as lock picks!

4. Emmet! We had to get a new doorknob!

5. Taking shredded paper and throwing it over the house isn't funny!

6. As the Olympic coven Tanya is not the torch bearer!

7. Never push anyone off a cliff!

8. Especially Jacob!

9. Hannah! Never use highlighters to paint the walls!

10. We had to buy nine cans of primer to re-paint the whole house!

11. When Sydney leaves for vacation it doesn't mean paw through her clothes!

12. Same with Alice!

13. Jocelyn scared Emmet half to death with a bear spray!

14. You have to clean it up!

15. Don't pour egg whites onto the counter and use hairdryers to dry it!

16. Then after throw a jar of honey over it!

17. You'll have to clean it up!

18. Never try to bring a tree to school!

19. The fact that we're vampires doesn't mean we can fly!

20. Or turn into bats!

21. We don't age, and we don't grow fangs!

22. Don't pour gravy down Mike's shirt when he's talking to Jessica!

23. Same with an ice cube!

24. Hannah, don't come home from fencing and say that you went to by a giraffe!

25. Just because you have a lying ability doesn't mean you use it for evil!

26. Glue is used for sticking things together. Not for pouring over peoples cars!

27. Just don't take the list!

Hannah and Jocelyn were looking at a picture Hannah found on the internet, it was a women's body with a man with a beard on the head, "You think he ever shaves?" Hannah asked cocking her head to the side a little, "Does it look like it?" just then Sydney came in, "What you looking at?" she asked and they didn't say anything, Sydney saw the picture, "Hannah, what do you do for half of your life?" and walked off, Hannah got up closing the computer in the progress, she jumped over the table and landed on the balls of her feet, "I want to go somewhere..." she muttered and sniffed the air, "Did anyone by shaving cream?"  

"What?" Jocelyn asked confused and smelt the air, sure enough there was the scent of shaving cream, they followed it into Emmet's and room, "Oh no..." I said and pushed the door open...