Hannah and Emmet's List of Rules To Follow

Part 5

*This came from when I was about to fall asleep ;) Enjoy! Also I found out how to do this! -! Oh yeah and this isn't the best, I didn't get so much inspiration :(*

Hannah and Emmet's list of things they are not allowed to do! 5

*Emmet is a pain the neck! Ha! I just said it, know for this: Emmet is such a-*

1. Don't start to torment Mike again.

2. It's really not funny!

3. Emmet! When you clean the pool don't start singing anything my KSM or we'll make you wash it until it is as clean as your-

4. Your teachers are not stalking you!

5. They follow you to class.

6. And teach you.

7. Both of you! Don't try to imitate a mime.

8. That's just weird.

9. 'The box' is not a signature move. 

10. Emmet: Don't stalk a mime.

11. That'll get you arrested, just watch.

12. And Hannah: Don't mock Emmet for screaming like a girl when you scared the life out of him.

13. Don't read lists of 'Ways to annoy Jacob Black, or Ways to annoy Bella Swan or Ways to annoy Edward Cullen'

14. You ruin our reputation. I'm talking to both of you!

15. It is not 'ok' to shout out in the middle of a populated area: "F*** they found out we're vampires!" and run around pretending to suck a random person's blood.

16. Last time that happened we had to move, out of the country!

17. Never again.

18. If I have to make another list you'll be VERY sorry.

19. Don't watch the TV and start yelling "Go Gators!" even if you're watching something else.

20. NEVER ask Charlie about Jacobs 'confession' about being a werewolf.

21. Last time you almost gave him a heart attack.

22. Don't ever tell Alice that someone stole her favorite shoes.

23. And NEVER tell her that red isn't her colour.

24. You're trying to get yourself killed.

25. Edward is not fat because you caught him in hid-and-seek tag.

26. I've told you a thousand times!

27. Ok you destroyed the last four lists and this one is going to me laminated so you can't ripe it!

28. Plastic can't stop vampires-

"Well?" Hannah asked "What?" Emmet asked her "Where's Jasper you dope?" Emmet thought for a second and Hannah smacked him "Ok, ok he's in his room"  

"Perfect timing!" Hannah said and high-fived Emmet. They were ready; Emmet had a small vacuum cleaner and Hannah some rope. As they came to Jasper's door Alice danced out "I was going to stop you guys but let me warn you: he's changing" she sang and danced away. Emmet shivered and stood outside the door, Hannah was watching something on YouTube and laughing with her earphones on, "What are you watching?" he asked and Hannah shook her head smiling.

Emmet P.O.V 

I wondered what was making Hannah laugh so hard, I asked "What are you watching?" she just shook her head and I tried to take her iPod to see, she danced out of my reach, "Seriously! What are you watching?" I asked and she answered "Ok, you really want to know?"