Baby Daddy

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Ethan Dolan

"Ayyyyyyyy." I said opening the door swallowing Jc in a huge bro hug, "How the fuck are ya?"

"I'm fine, how are you ya felon!" Jc said back laughing entering the house.

"Prison changed me!" I yelled after him, proceeding to give a Kian a hug as well.

"BullShit!" Jc yelled back. I laughed, "Kian! What have you been doing?!" I said letting him walk in as I closed the door.

"Same thing I was doing before you went to prison." Kian said smirking.

That little fucker.

Kian, Jc, and Grayson were all in the living room, and I soon joined them.

"Alright, we gotta spend as much time with Ethan before the police take him again." Kian joked.

"Oh shut the fuck up." I said throwing the remote at him.

"Ethan claims he's out for good." Grayson said rolling his eyes.

"Ethan your just full of bullshit aren't ya?" Jc laughed.

"You know what, fuck you guys, I'm not going back to that shit hole again and you guys'll see." I said sitting back in the chair.

They all mumbled under their breath, "You guys know your all assholes right?" I said standing up, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a bag of cheese puffs and I'm not getting you dick heads shit." I said walking away as I heard Jc comment 'oo I really fucked up this time' in a sarcastic way.

I rolled my eyes and proceeded to get my bag of cheese puffs. As I was about to leave, I heard someone knock on the door.

"Eth, get the door!" Grayson yelled.

I made my way to the door since it was right next to the kitchen and opened the door to see a pretty sexy, yet angry looking lady, carrying a baby in those baby carrier shits.

"Um, can I help-"

"Where is that little fuck." She said pushing me to the side. Damn Mrs. Hulk.

She stormed angrily into the living room and I followed closely behind.

"There you are, you ass!" She said walking up to Kian. Kian looked up in shock, "Caren?"

"It's crystal you shit!" She yelled, "And this is Ava. Your daughter!"

"The fuck!" Kian yelled back standing up, "Hell no, I'm gonna need a DNA test."

Crystal took out a piece of paper from her purse and threw it at Kian face, "There's your DNA test you little fucker!"

Kian read it and knew he fucked up, "FUCCKKK!"

"Yea, fuck is right! Daddy." Crystal said with an evil smile, "Have fun with her she's all yours." She said setting the baby on Grayson, and walking the other direction.

"Oh no no, where the hell are you going?" Kian said grabbing her arm.

"I'm going on a 9 month cruise! And I'm not cancelling because you decided to put your sperm into my eggs! Shits expensive." Crystal said putting her hand on her hip.

"You can't just leave her here!" Kian yelled, "She's your responsibility too!"

"Oh trust me I know. But for 9 months. I don't know the bitch." Crystal said with a sassy attitude.

"Did you just call your own child a bitch?" Grayson said now holding the baby with care.

"Child? I don't recall having a child." Crystal said walking to the door, clacking her annoying heels.