Baby Daddy

0.5

Kian Lawley

"Look you little pieces of shit, Grayson just put Ava down for a nap and we have a few moments of peace, and I need to talk to you guys."

"Please don't tell us you and Grayson are having intimate relations."

"What?"

"Because me and Jc kind of already knew that and we're not judging you-"

"What- Ethan shut the fuck up!" I yelled thumping him in the forehead, "I'm not gay and neither is Gray."

"Fine." Ethan said, "Then what's this about?"

"Okay guys she's down for a good 10 minutes let's make this quick." Grayson said coming down the stairs and sitting on the couch.

"I need you guys help. And I know this a lot to ask, and I know it's gonna be hard to accomplish but could you please try and not be total fuckups!" I spat out.

"Oh yea, we're the fuckups. Well Kian you fucked up. Literally, and that's the reason there's a sleeping baby in your room." Ethan commented, "You just had to bang that chick without using protection now not pointing fingers or anything, but it seems like your the fuck up Kian."

I stopped for a moment and then spoke up, "I'm the fuck up? Sure I fucked up, but that's different from being a fuck up. Ethan, your a fuck up! You've been in and out of jail for the past 3 years doing dumb shit that's not even worth going to jail for! I have sex. A lot. Wow, what a fucked up person I am-"

"Yea. You are a fucked up person! There could be another pregnant lady on the way to this house because you just had to impregnate the whole fucking society! All you do is fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. Your a fuckboy."

"Yolo bitch." I said angrily.

"Alright guys enough." Grayson said taking charge, "Kian, we need Ethan stop picking a fight."

I groaned and sat down, "Fine. You try."

"Gladly." He announced standing up, "Ethan, Jc, we need your help. The baby's staying. And if this is gonna work, we need full effort from you both. So here's how it's gonna go down. Ethan, play with her for at least an hour a day."

"An hour a day you got me fucked up." Ethan started.

"Deal with it. Jc you got feeding duty. She's hungry? Feed her."

"Yea so I can get spit on, no fucking thankyou." Jc whined.

"There's wet wipes in the bathroom. They clean up pretty nice. And Kian, diaper duty."

"Diaper duty?" I asked standing up, "Why do I get diaper duty? Do we even have diapers?"

"I wrapped her in one of Ethan's shirts last night, its really absorbing." Jc commented.

"Fuck you." Ethan said angrily, "Now I got baby piss all in my shirt."

"Kian. It's your baby. You could at least do the hard labor. And I printed out a baby list from google, it's all the stuff a baby needs I guess. And it's expensive. Anybody got $300?" Grayson asked.

"Aw hell no."

"Jc I hope business is going great because I need $300." I said walking towards Jc.

"The fuck am I? A walking bank." Jc said pulling out his wallet.

"I'm pretty sure you've got thousands of dollars hiding in between the mattresses. Loosing 300 is the least of your worries." I said taking money from his wallet.

"And what's your job Grayson?" Ethan asked.

"I got sleeping duty. She'll sleep in my room, I'll keep her quiet whenever she cries, etc. Now are we all even?" Grayson asked.

Everyone mumbled under their breath, and I just took that as a yes.

Progress hasn't even started and I already know we're bound to fuck up.

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Short chapter, the next will be longer :)