Sirens Oneshots

Sirens Are Smart, Be Like Sirens

The gang were in a rare, but welcome situation. They'd reached a point where they'd completed so many cases that they were struggling to find a new one. They were lounging around the motel room, Sam and Anna were watching something on TV, Dean was napping and Maria was playing on the laptop.

They might have been doing different things, but they were all bathing in the seldom-found atmosphere of peace. Sam chuckled at a joke in the show while Anna simply smiled, Maria snorted at a meme.
"Hey guys, have you seen these 'be like Bill' memes?" Maria asked, breaking the silence.
"Mhm, they're pretty funny." Sam replied.

"I imagine they're funnier for people that love normal lives." Anna contributed, a wry smile on her face. Sam hummed in agreement. They all went back to what they were doing until Maria jumped off the bed with the laptop in excitement.
"Guys look! I found a 'be like Bill' generator!" She announced, squeezing onto the couch with the couple.

"Explain?" Sam asked.
"You enter a person's name and gender then it generates a Bill style meme for you." She explained, typing excitedly. "Let's do Sam first." She pressed enter once shed filled in the details and they waited, watching the screen in interest.

Anna and Maria immediately burst it laughing.
"If that isn't the truth." Anna elbowed Sam, who flexed his biceps.
"What can I say? Even meme generators recognise my strength." He grinned. The sound of Dean stirring caused them to glance over at him. He rubbed his eyes like a sleepy child and glared at them.

"You better have a good reason for waking me up." He grumbled.
"Come over here sleeping beauty and you'll see." Maria teased, beckoning him over. He trudged over to where the three were sitting and rested his arms on the back of the couch as he leant over Maria's shoulder to see what they were laughing at.
"The hell is that?" He scoffed, not fully appreciating the comedic value.

"It's a 'be like Bill' meme generator. You know the ones where they describe annoying things people do then say 'Bill doesn't do this, Bill is smart, be like Bill?" Anna informed the older Winchester who's face brightened in understanding.
"Oh yeah. I think Maria showed me a couple." He nodded. "Do me next." Maria typed Dean's name in and they waited for the result.

Dean smirked at the result while the other three guffawed loudly.
"These are uncanny." Sam wheezed. "It even knows Dean's a total music snob."
"I prefer musical connoisseur." He corrected.
"Whatever you say snob." Maria teased, tipping her head back to kiss him.

"Me next!" Anna clapped her hands together.
"I'm looking forward to this." Maria grinned, rubbing her hands together manically. They all waited with baited breaths for the result.

The second she read it, Maria let out a screech of laughter.
"Literally every time we argue and Anna goes into savage mode." She just managed to say between hysterical laughter. Sam and Dean saluted the laptop.
"Be like Bill generator, you are awesome." Dean sighed, recovering from his own bout of laughter.
"Okay, last but not least." Maria cracked her knuckles then typed her own name.

"Wow, just wow." Maria snorted. Dean dropped to the floor laughing while Anna and Sam clung onto each other for dear life as they trembled with amusement.
"Of course Maria would get the only one that tells you not to be like them." Anna chortled. 
"Whatever. People couldn't handle being like me." Maria turned her nose up.

Dean got up and rubbed her shoulders.
"As long as you don't hate us it doesn't matter." He reassured her.
"I hate you guys the most." She winked and they all punched her playfully while she tried to dodge them. "Kidding, kidding! I love my music snob, my savage and my fitness freak."

The soppy group hug that followed was enough to leave Dean gagging.
Dean is emotionally constipated,
Don't be like Dean.