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» incoming call from unknown number «
"...hello?"
"Hullo. Is this Mr. Bob?"
"Why am I not surprised? By the way, that's a good British accent."
"Why thank you, kind sir."
"Why do you always call me at this time?"
"...Because the night is loneliest at this time."
"Well damn, that was depressing."
"Yeah, I know. I tend to get like that sometimes. I think I might even be bipolar or something."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Maybe depressed too. I'm pretty sure bipolar disorder is a part of depression though. Or the other way around. Did that even make sense? I'm pretty sure it made sense. Did that make sense?"
"...yeah. I guess so."
"You didn't get any of that, did you?"
"Not a thing."
"Oh well."
"Yeah."
"..."
"..."
"So watcha doin'?"
"Lying in my bed, talking to you. You?"
"Same, same."
"..." » yawn «
» fake sneeze « "I'm allergic to sleepiness, Bob! Don't yawn!"
"..."
"Bob?"
"..."
"Did you fall asleep on me?"
"..." » loud snore «
» laugh « "Aw, how cuuute!"
» loud snores «
"Good morning, Mr. Bob."
» call ended «
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