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vignt-six \\ my pants

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Hey

Its been a week

Im sure u still dont wanna talk to me but thats fine :)

Im really sorry about before

Pls just forgives mee :(

Im so fucking frickity frackity fucked

God i have somany prohects and exams are so near and is it even legal to feel so stressed?

Ikr

YOURE TALKING TO ME THANK ODIN SON OF ODIN SON OF ODIN AMJSGJSU

We'rr technically texting not talking

Oh ok let me fix that then

» incoming call from Ivy The Weirdo «

"SASSEH PANTS OH MY GOSH YOU'RE TALKING TO ME AGAIN!"

"Miss me that much?"

"No, how would I miss you if we haven't even met?"

"Maybe my charm just has that effect on people."

"You charm people by being rude and sassy to them?"

"No. But tell me if it's working. I'm winking right now."

"It's not."

"I'm sure it is."

"Nope."

"You're just in denial."

"What if you're the one who's secretly in love with me?"

"Ugh, gross no."

"Rude."

"You call me Sassy-Pants for a reason."

"It's sasseh. And I don't call you Rude-Pants."

"Wait a second, how do you know about my pants?"

"What the fuck? It's a nickname! And so what if it involves pants?"

» laugh « "Maybe you're unawarely implying something you'd want to do--"

"Oh gross, stop talking Griffin! Why the fucking fuck did you even fucking think that?"

» laugh «

"STOP LAUGHING FOR FUCK'S SAKE GRIFFIN! THAT'S NOT FUNNY! YOU DISGUSTING DIRTY-MINDED SON OF A... UGH!"

» laugh « "Oh my God, I can't..." » laugh « "I need water or some shit. God, my throat is dying from all that laughing." » laugh «

"You can stop now."

» laugh « "Yeah, I'm good. Oh my God."

"I'm glad you find my embarassment amusing."

"I really do. Thanks Ivy."

"My pleasure. I'm glad I got the old Sasseh-Pants back."

"Happy to be back, I guess."

"...dammit."

"Ivy?"

"Fuck. I am so fucked. Oh my God."

"What?"

"I have to go!"

"Wait-"

» call ended «

"What the...?"