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» incoming call from Griffin Sasseh-Pants «
"I need your help. Oh God, please help me."
"I'm Ivy, not God."
"Seriously?"
"Nooooo! Because I clearly did not just say so! No, not at all."
"You're not supposed to be the sassy one."
"Oh, you're just jelly you ain't this beautiful slice of heaven."
"What? Oh wait, you know what, never mind. I'm not even gonna ask."
"Hm. Hm hm hm."
"So...help me now please?"
"'Kay, what's up?"
"So...um...I..."
"You...what?"
"I..."
"Get on with it man!"
» sigh « "Okay, just promise you won't judge me?"
"Yes sir."
"I, um...I got back together with Iris."
"..."
"Ivy? You there?"
"..."
"Say something."
"Uh...what help do you need on that? I-Is there something wrong with you guys? I mean, between the two of you?"
"No, uh...I just wanna know if...do you think I'm doing the right thing?"
"I guess. If you really do like her. Love her even."
"...yeah. I do."
"You do... what?"
"..."
"Uh... bye."
"Bye."
» call ended «
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they don't talk anymore like they used to do.
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